Sans AUs - Oneshots

Imagine being a Xbox gamer with friends who don't play with you... *awkwardly coughs*
ALL DRAWINGS IN HERE BY ME MKK?
Wasn't requested but ykykykyk lol
Ships: no- yes. The Gang 😈
Theme: Crack
Words: 1220
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Killer and the others ran up the Castle's stairs. "He finally said we get to play!" They ran to the gaming room.

Oh boy.

"Guys cmon! He got us gamepass. I really wanna try out that goat game!" Killer eagerly spammed the Xbox's logo on the console, the device barely registering. It hadn't been used in about 7-9 months.

Yikes, I know.

"Why do you get to choose??" Dust hissed, as Killer grabbed the controller.

"Because! It's my turn. Last year you were able to pick. And a game that seems chaotic is what I'm up for." Killer shrugged.

"Whatever." Dust whispered. The Xbox loaded, revealing Nightmare's profiles.

"Which account should I use?" Killer asked no one. "Yours." Cross smiled. "Wow your so smart." Killer sarcastically answered. Cross rolled his eye lights.
(ZeeOsprey guessed it correctly! Hooray!)

"Mkay." Horror looked at the screen.

Killer clicked his profile, as it loaded. The entire theme was white! "Holy shit Killer! Change your theme!" Dust hissed, his eye lights becoming sensitive.

"Mm no. I like it like this." Killer answered fully. Cross sighed, as Dust growled. Horror stared. "Can.. you play... the game you wanted..?" Horror asked.

"Oh yeah!" Killer was reminded by Horror. He moved the move switch to the side, immediately clicking on Goat Simulator. Thankfully he had installed it through his phone. (Idk if that's possible but idgaf it's my ways)

Nightmare had bought them all the versions of Goat Simulator. So they were lucky.

"Hm..." It loaded. "What about MMO?" Dust pointed at the forested like map at the corner. "Oo. Looks fun."

Killer clicked the map, as Cross looked with interest, Horror licking his teeth against the small gap. Dust grumbled as he saw the loading screen, Killer's user shown in the middle as it loaded.

"Oh my god. Did anyone else see 'Dont break my heart', and 'Butt'?" Cross laughed. Killer looked at the right time to see Butt. Killer wheezed, Dust huffing as Horror chuckled.

It finally loaded. Thankfully.

It showed multiple goats in armor. First was Tank.

"Interesting." Cross and Killer said. Killer looked at the other goat, immediately laughing out loud. Rouge.

"I found yah Dust!" Killer shouted while laughing. Horror and Cross joined in, wheezing.

"That doesn't even LOOK like me! How?!" Dust snarled at Killer, who ended up selecting the goat. Dust groaned in annoyance, Cross and Horror breathing. Killer wiped a black tear.

"Oh my god. That's fucking hilarious." Killer said, as the map loaded.

Man, it was already a start. They fell on top of a bunch of goat bodies!

"Ew what the fuck." Killer grumbled, moving the goat away from the frozen, almost dead goats.

"Thats nice." Cross chuckled. Horror stared, fingers twitching. Dust snatched the controller away from Killer.

"Hey! Wait your gonna kill the goat! Dust no!" Killer protested. Dust ignored him, as the goat was running towards the hill, and jumped off. The goat flew down.

It landed with no sound, as Dust slipped a finger over the A button. The goat got up without any effort.

"How." Dust asked, bonebrows furrowed. Killer smiled. "This goat got some power!"

"I wish... I were the goat.." Horror said sadly, his bony fingers laying on his cracked side of the skull. Cross hugged Horror with affection, before pulling away.

"Were skeletons Horror. Goats go through much worse I'm sure." Cross fondly said, as Horror nodded.

"Watch out, people!" Killer yelled, as he hit a bunch of people, making them fall. He pressed a button on the corner, the goat supposedly turning stealthy, the guards loosing interest into kicking him down.

"Huh. I'm starting to think the goat reall-" Killer started, but sighed when Dust put a hand against his mouth. "Dont finish that sentence, dipshit." Dust threatened him.

"Its just a game. What's got you so pressed?" Killer muttered, as he ran and jumped the fence. The goat went flying into the waterfall.

"Wouldn't he drown?" Cross asked. Killer shrugged, the goat moving along with him as the body limply made its way down another waterfall. Cross stared amazed as Horror lost interest, falling asleep against a pillow. Cross looked at the magical forest, Dust too looking.

"Wow. That's real pretty." Cross hummed.

"I guess. It's to bright." Dust said. "These elves are weird! Their acting like snails!" Killer laughed.

"Mhm. Wait! What is that??" Cross pointed at the corner to the sky, as Killer made the goat look up, seeing a volcano like scenery.

"Oh we gotta go there right now!" Killer made the goat run around till he finally managed to leave the oddly weird forest.

The goat jumped around till it found the beach. "Thats not where I wanted to be." Killer frowned. Dust grabbed the controller. "Are you fucking blind? It's right there." Dust scoffed, Killer pushed him to the side pouting, as the goat ran to a humongous door, the goat going up the trail into a volcanic patch. The first thing they came across was a demon like human?

"Oh shit! Is that Nightmare?" Killer made a joke. Dust and Cross froze, as Killer realized what he said.

"Killer." A voice snarled as it walked into the room. "You know better than that." It continued.

"Sorry... boss." Killer sweated, as a tentacle snatched the controller. "Aw man! Atleast let me leave the game?" Killer questioned. Nightmare sighed, handing him back the controller.

"I want you all off your devices by dusk, alright? I better not come in here seeing you all play some muggle games at midnight." Nightmare scolded them all, as a tentacle picked up Horror, taking the sleeping skeleton to his own room. Nightmare left the door cracked.

"Yey! Let's continue playing." Killer said. Dust sighed as Cross chuckled. Killer made the goat run into a castle portal, ignoring the flaming horse. "Ooh. It's filled with traps. Nothing I can't handle!" Killer giggled. He made the goat jump past nearly everything, before being crushed by a Boulder. "What the hell!" Killer hissed.

"Haha!" Dust laughed, before being pushed to the wooden floor. "Wait the goat is still alive though." Cross grabbed the controller, now finally taking control.

They ended up making it to the end, Cross making the goat avoid the giant anvil coming down.

The moment he made the goat move down the hall, they all gasped dramatically. "Is that a Trex?! I thought this was a goat game!" Killer seemed very excited, snatching the controller from Cross, earning a whine from the oreo.

The screen showed an achievement, stating "Old Goat- IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!"

"Yo! We got money for finding the Trex!" Killer pointed to the G coins. "Were gonna be rich!"

Dust glared at him. "No, that doesn't even give us enough to buy some cereal."

It was true, but Cross had only made them all unlock 1 achievement, while the entire map and the other worlds, including the starter maps, remain unfocused on and useless to them. They only had 1 thing from MMO. Skeletons, am I right?