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he doesn't know when,or how but somehow he find himself everyday checking the new game logging in just to read a massage

Now normally he wouldn't care but he finds the massage oddly ..... Adorable?

He doesn't know how to put it,perhaps he is bored and is in need of a distraction and so he decide to play the newly released pvp game

Along the line he encounter several raged out player yelling at him in chat but one player sticks out,they had a female character they seemed to be walking around looking everywhere

He wondered if they even knew how to play?
"Heh,stupid" he thought aiming his shotgun at them bang!
They died.

Yet despite that they keep going to the same place over and over looking around honestly he accumulated 20 kills all from this moron

Anyway donnie raised an eyebrow when the persons character turned towards his character,they jumped up and down using the 'wave' emote

Feeling amused by this he jumped back at them

Pizzagod : helloooo (・ω・)ノ

Captain booty shaker : hello

Pizzagod : hru?( ̄∀ ̄)♡

donnie pondered if he should answer the question,and what's with the weird face thinggy? Is that a new way of communicating?how weird.

Captain booty shaker : good,come up here

Pizzagod : nice!,okay (﹡ˆ︶ˆ﹡)♬*

huh?,that easy? He thought no this person is definitely setting up a trap,i mean come on! who'd be stupid enough to walk up to a player in a pvp game and be all friendly?,no one that's who

And so donnie had set up some traps that he may or may not cheat for,that is for him and him only to know

-pizzagod killed by captain booty shaker-

Pizzagod : aaaw did you forget to disable traps? ( '╥ω╥')

Captain booty shaker : oh yeah,sorry come here again

Pizzagod : okay! ('ー∀ー')

well he didn't activate the trap cheat- i mean what?he didn't cheat atall!

ahem anyway,he wanted to know what this person will do,afterall he wanted to see what revenge they had in mind,so sitting back letting go of the mouse he watched his monitor

The person walked up to him they spinned around him jumping

Pizzagod : friend? |ε:)

Captain booty shaker: only if you give me all your guns

Pizzagod : alright (*'∀'*)

"So she is a moron" Donnie said watching as the person dropped all their guns and belongings,well not that it matters but he figured what's the harm in friending them?

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Fast forward he'd almost forgotten about the game if not the pizzagods constant massages

It ranges from questions for him,and how their daily life is going,he finds it amusing how this random stranger is just using him as a personal diary

Pizzagod : hello! Today I tried to train random raccoons to do tricks,I don't recommend it tho,those little trash panda is very very greedy ('・ε・̥ˋ๑)

-4:30 pm wednesday-

Pizzagod : dam remember when I say abt those trash pandas?!yeah their retaliating!,I mean come on!! I just told one of em they suck at following commands and now there's THREE raccoons planning a heist into my house!! Σ(,,ºΔº,,*)

-2:14 pm sunday-

pizzagod : today I saw the biggest most fattest pigeon ever,I didn't tell it ofcourse but I think it knows,because when I whispered "that's some fat pigeon" I swear In my mamas name!that btch turned its head and stared into my SOULL (º ロ º๑)

Donnie couldn't help but laughed at these daily update,their like push notifications but more...entertaining
"Yoo D whatcha laughin at?" Ralph asked peeking over his shoulder "no one you're concerned with" Donnie said shielding his t phone screen

"Well I'll have you know as the leader and the oldest,ha-"

Ding! Oh new msg From pizza god!

"Uh huh yeah leader what not,now get out" Donnie said pushing his brother by the face
"H-hey! I heard that! Who are you texting?! What if it-" the door to his lab closed he sighed opening the msg

Pizzagod : I don't know if you ever had this thought but if you ever saw one of those little candy looking nice smelling erasers yeah don't take a bite out of it (;;๑_๑)

-6:31 pm friday-

Donnie laughed at the msg,oh god did she really bite an eraser?!what a moron!

"donnie!" Leo yelled "what?!" He said annoyed "um I've been calling you for oh I don't know an hour now?!"Leo said sarcasm is apparent in his voice "um for starter if it had been an hour then it'll be 7:31 but it wasn't" he said in a duh voice

"Yeah yeah whatever,come on it's time for patrol" Leo said opening a portal "already?" Donnie asked looking at his wrist watch

"Yah,so come on be quick" Leo said,Donnie rolled his eyes grabbing his staff "alright alright let's go" he said walking through the portal

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Ding!

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