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Calling you smart is an overstatement you played around alot,you do stupid shit no one dared to and sometime even your parents wondered are you brave or stupid?
But what happened when we add a...
You smiled waiting in line,how many hour has it been? Around 3 to 4 hour maybe it's 3 and a half,but anyway!
you excitedly bounced on your feet as the person in front of you starts ordering her food,this means you're next! Oh god the smell of delicious donut and bagels is making you hungry,you even skipped school lunch with April just to get to this store! (';ω;`)
"Thank you,enjoy your pastry,next!" The counter lady said,you snapped out of your food dreaming state smiling "me!me!" You called out walking upfront
The lady smiled,'aria' was written on her name tag,"hello what can I get ya?" She said
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Three and a half hour of waiting,but it's worth it you though opening the donut box taking a deep breath savoring the smell of your soon to be eaten food ('ー∀ー')
"How nice" you said closing the box again, it's time to find somewhere to sit,but there-
"MHP!?" Someone put a hand over your mouth,your eyes went wide as you gripped your donut box harder
This bitch is after my donut?!? You thought,ofcourse!what else is he after?! that's the only logical conclusion!,but! You narrowed your eyes
"no" You said your eyes darkening,you hugged the donut box as if it was you baby
"heh,scared little girl?why don't you be sweet and maybe I'll let you go?" he said his tongue licking your face, I was wrong... He's not after one donut, he's after the whole BOX!! (╬◣д◢)
You though,again this is the ONLY logical answer as to why a random strange alley man would decide to nab you so it's logical that he wants your food no?
Yep make sense to me (๑¯∇¯๑)
"You're not.." you muttered,the man snickered,but you you're pretty fucking mad,againts his better judgement not that he had any considering he's after YOUR food
(ง🔥_🔥)ง
he put his face againts the back of your head smelling your hair,and once he get close enough you banged the back of your head againts his as hard as you could
He let's go stumbling backwards muttering how you're a bitch and what not "I'm not the one wanting to steal people's food here mister" you spat out putting your hand up in a fighting position,you saw a video of this once If others can do it why can't i?you thought
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!"he said pulling out a pocket knife
As expected!he even came prepared!those knife must be for spreading out butter and cutting MY donut in half!how....dispicable
You thought eyeing the knife as if that's your greatest enemy,"heh, you're dead now bitch!" He said running towards you
readying yourself your eyes trailed him,his footsteps thudded the ground as a dramatic slow mo effect takes over
Your eyes narrowed down you lowered your body,focus,you told yourself,focus
Now!
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You stood tall staring down at the groaning food stealer,you promptly stomped on his family jewels "DONT.STEAL.OTHER.PEOPLES.FOOD.AGAIN!" You said with every stomp your voice became more and more louder
after the man had passed out,you made your way towards the donut box you'd safely put down
"that'll teach him" you said,opening the box you discover something devastating
The donuts....their..squished
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You gasped dramatically yelling "NOOOOOOO" how?!how could it be squished?! ofcourse it's still edible but HOW?!
you eyed the alley man who'd gotten up quietly
(ง🔥_🔥)ง "IT'S YOU!" You yelled out pointing at him,he whimpered trying to run away
"COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH!" You yelled out chasing after him
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"Should...we stop her?" Mikey asked looking down from the rooftop, April's eyes trailed her friend y/n chasing the guy who tried to kidnap her
"I think so?" She said unsure,on one hand GOD IT WAS SATISFYING on another hand nooo!!! Y/n! don't be a murderer but if you do kill him she'll totally help with hiding the body.
April scratched her chin,what a life dilemma she'd encountered
"ooop she found a stick" Leo said narrating the scene "aaaand now she's beating him with the stick"
"gotta say April your friend there is fiesty" Leo said "oh no you don't!" April said getting close to Leo pointing her finger at his...chest?
I'm sure there's a scientific name for it I just can't remember,oh well. ( ^ω^ )
April and Leo got into some debate while Raph stared at the guy worried "Raph is conflicted" Ralph said his hand is now scratching his chin,Mikey copied the move
They heard the assaulter...well assaultee?(what do they call it when the tables flipped anyway?)
they heard groaning and begs for forgiveness but y/n still didn't budge
She muttered something along the lines off food .. donut?.. and.... Mother's? Huh what an interesting girl Mikey thought
"Guy's I think we should stop her from you know...murder?" Mikey said he looked back to see April pushing Leo's head down and Leo hand a finger up her nostrils they paused looking at him before continuing
"Their hopeless"Mikey muttered
"I for once agree with Micheal here" Donnie said his robotic hand squishing Mikey's cheek, he'd put on some...goggles? Well it's a multitask all in one goggle built by high tech technology with everything a ninja might need and one of those is the ability to zoom in real close
"Yeah she got a knife" Donnie said nonchalantly "A WHAT?!" April said her body almost falling down the building but was luckily stopped by Raph who used his hand as a railing
"Uh a knife?are any of you listening?" He said rolling his eyes,"WE GOTTA STOP THAT GIRL!" April said,"Raph agree!" "Well that's two votes on stopping her!"Mikey said,he then promptly point towards himself counting "THREE VOTES!" He said cheerfully,Leo rested his hand on Mikey's face "well my dear baby brother make that four votes cuz I am joining" he said cooly
"Well since everyone is joining together I would land you my assistant that you oh so needed" Donnie said,his battle shell transforming "GET ON AP!" He said "WOO HOO! YEAH!!" April let's out back flipping into the seat
They flew off leaving the three brothers behind
"They definitely practiced that move before" Leo comments
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A/N : now i know this chapter probably doesn't have any continuity from the previous chapter but!trust me i have a plan ( •̀∀•́ )✧
I don't i really don't,the chapter's were influenced by the music im listening! I'm sorry !!。。(〃_ _)σ∥
A/n(4/12/23) THERE I CHNGWS IT TO AP INSTEAD 😑 YALL I MADE ONE MISTAKE ONEEEE Bu anywY enjoy love yall