Hocus Pocus 2 (Reader Insert)

"And I said, Sanderson? You Sanderson, you Burnerson." A man on stage jokes, making the audience laugh.

At that, the witches stride proudly to the stage, catching the announcer's attention. "Ooh, look at this." He looks at the crowd as he approaches the ladies. "One last challenger emerges in the Sanderson Sisters costume contest. Looking good, fellas. Very authentic." The man says.

"Thank you. Thank you." Winnie says with a smile. She then inspects the competitor.  "If only... If these are all the worshippers..." Sarah whispers to Winnie. "Then this must be the alter."

"All right, let's give it up for..." The man trails off and leans toward the redhead. "Hey, Winnie, what do you call yourselves? He asks and points the microphone to her. Winnie snatches the mic and walks to the crowd, saying, "The Originals."

The crowd applauds the new competition. "How original." The announcer jokes as the competitors scoff and roll their eyes. "All right. Well, you're pretty late so back it up with the other finalists." The man says, motioning the women to back up. Mary approaches a man poorly dressed up like her. "Is that what I look like?" She asks herself. She sends a wink as she laughs, "Dang, girl. We look foxy."

Sarah waves to the version of her that's dressed by a teenager, happily saying hello to her. Winnie stalks her way over to a group of drag queens dressed as her and her sisters.

(They look FABULOUS, BTW)

"Hello, me." Winnie greats the one looking like her. When she's close, she turns her back to her copycat. "Lose the teeth." She spats with venom. The queen is quick to retort. "Mind your business, girl."

Winnie huffs and walks away, making the copycat stare at her in bafflement. The three witches go back to their spots and hold hands, smiling, ready to be announced the winners.

"Scary drumroll, please." The announcer requests. The competitors all try to contain their excitement. "We are about to win whatever this is," Winnie says excitedly.

"All right, put your hands together for..." The announcer trails off as he holds up the trophy. "Look excited." Winnie orders as the man finally say, "The Sondersonettes!"

The teenage girls jump up and down as they squeal in delight. Winnie and Mary's face falls at this but Sarah cheers, hopping around as she shouts, "We won, we won."

Angered, Winnie storms up to the front of the stage. "What sayeth thou? What sayeth thou?" She demands and takes the trophy. As the crowd boos at her, she continues. "There has been a grievous error. Begone. They do not want you here. Se? Begone with you!" She shoos away the teens. She scares off the announcer and turns to the crowd. 

"People of Salem, we have come for the blood of thy mayor," Winnie shout. "They're doing a bit." One of the queens concludes. "That's right, girls. Take all his blood." Another one yells.

"With pleasure." Winnie laughs. "But where is he?" She wonders and the crowd looks among themselves, trying to see if they can find the man. "Observe, sisters. The villagers do not wish to comply. Whatever shall we do?" Winnie asks.

"We could give them a spell." Mary offers, making Winnie happily gasp. "Clear the altar, all of you. Clear my stage!" Winnie orders and the competitors rush off. "And you." She points to a guitarist. "Try to keep up." 

The band then plays, prompting the witches to sing the townsfolk into a trance.

One way or another, I'm gonna to find ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way or another, I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way or another, I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya
One day, maybe real soon, I'm gonna meet ya
I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya!
And when the sun has gone down
We'll fly our broomsticks downtown
To spy who's around
Sistahs!
One way or another, we're gonna find ya
We're gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way or another we're gonna grab ya!
I'll nab ya, I'll jab ya
One way or another we're gonna snatch ya
I'm gonna catch ya! dispatch ya!
One day, maybe next week, we're gonna grip ya, and then I'll trip ya, I'll whip ya
Now lead us Salem!
Lead us to that Mayor!
And like a hawk in the night (shoopa-shoopa, shoopa-shoopa)
We'll scoop you up for a flight (shoo-shoo-boom, shakadula, shaka)

With y/n and the girls, the trolly moves quickly down the street with the woman behind the wheel and the girls hanging on tightly. "Why is taking Gilbert's trolley a good idea?" Izzy asks. "It's the fastest way to get the Traske's home." Y/n answers.

Over at the house, Cassie is sweeping up the mess as her father yells, "Better all be clean by the time I get back, young lady. I love you." And he walks out to go back to the line at the caramel apple stand.

Back to the witches, the crowd is now dancing all over town as they search for the mayor.

And we'll take a bite (we'll take a, we'll take a bite!)
1, 2, 3, 4!
Ah, say into pi, alpha maybe upendi
Ah, say into pi, alpha maybe upendi!
In comma-coriyama
In comma-coriyama
Hey! (Hey!)
High! (High!)
Come on maybe upendi!
We're gonna chew ya
And even witches' brew ya
We're acting cruel ya'll
And oopa-doopa-doo ya
We're gonna slay ya
And probably filet ya
It might upset ya
But we'll get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way or another, we're gonna find ya
We're gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya
One way or another, we're gonna trick ya
I'm gonna stick ya, I'll kick ya
(One way) one way or another, we're gonna meet ya
Yeah, we're gonna cheat ya, beat ya, then defeat ya
One day, oh, maybe right now, no more debatin'
It's agravatting, satan's, waitin', stayin'
One way or another!

The witches watch the people dancing at a not-fast pace. "Hey, guys, why are you going so slow?" Mary asks them. "Wretched villagers. Useless even when bewitched." Winnie scoffs. "Fan out, find him." 

The three all fly off in different directions, peeking into windows.

Meanwhile, Becca holds her phone to her ear, but she soon pulls it away with a huff. "Oh, my goodness, if Cassie will just answer her phone."

With the mayor, he searches for the couple that promised to save his spot. He stops in his tracks and sees the couple sitting on a bench, enjoying their caramelized treats. The man whines and makes his way to the back of the line.

Sarah flies around happily, swaying from side to side until Winnie calls out, "Sarah, stop bubbling!"