transformers prime helluva boss crossover

Loona, Caddy and Octavia eyes gazed amazement and wonderment at the blue-green light of the so called "bridge". Sure, the grimoire can create portal from hell to earth and they've seen portals before but this one was way different, even bigger. As the white, blue and red car kept their speed, a distant aperture appeared in front of them. When they passed through it, the vehicle hit it's brake and the portal closed right behind. Shortly after the ride, the trio began to hold their heads and all of them groaned out of instant pain.

Octavia: Ughh-- where did this horrible headache come from?

Loona: this is even more horrible than a hangover.

Caddy: that's how you can tell it's horrible if it's worse than a hangover.

Smokescreen: sorry about that girls the ground bridge can be discomforting to humans... Or whatever you three are?

Caddy: where are we anyway?

It didn't take Smokescreen long enough to notice their apprehension

Smokescreen: hey, it's okay. I assure you that you are completely safe now. You can come out now.

The trio rethought about it to some extent but they decided to trust him. When the three of them got outside, Octavia was stunned. It seemed as if they were in some sort of military base Loona and Caddy didn't like it at all due to D.H.O.R.K.S, it also had a mountainous appearance. Parts of the rocky walls were covered with concrete along with the whole floor, several tunnels could be seen around the large area, it was also equipped with unfamiliar technology not only the screens were enormous compared to their heights but they were placed so high that it couldn't be possible for a human to reach.

Then the trio saw more robots. One was mostly white and had parts of an orange paint job on his body. Right next to him we're to smaller female ones one was purple with a helmet with a black top with a red connection between the helmet and the head it kind of looked like a beanie hat. The other one had small wings and a tire in her back, a built-in skirt and her midriff was a dark grey color. She also had blue armor and a red silver on her head crest. Another male bot was smaller than the white and orange one was black and yellow with doors on his back that look like wings.

"Well, isn't this surprising." The blue female who broke the silence and put her hands on her hips.

The white and orange one stepped towards Loona, Caddy and Octavia, he seemed furious, "By the Allspark Smokescreen how could you be so reckless?!" He snapped at the car, "Violating one of our most important rules since we set our pedes on this planet, not by only interacting but BRINGING whatever these things are into our very own base! What were you even thinking?!

Then the car transformed into it's robot mode.

Smokescreen didn't care, he followed Optimus's orders which was to bring these three to safety.

Smokescreen: Are you okay?

Loona: Octavia's leg is cut, but other than that we're okay.

Smokescreen: well we'll take care of that miss...

Loona: loona but not the L-U-N-A Luna my name is spelled L-O-O-N-A.

Smokescreen: two Os instead of a U that is...

Loona: weird, I know.

Smokescreen: I was going to say cool.

Loona kind of smiled when Smokescreen said that, unbeknownst to Loona her face was blushing and was very red.

Smokescreen: names Smokescreen by the way.

But Caddy was curious about if the robots were at actual being or a very advanced A.I

Caddy: so if all of you guys are robots then who made you?

The white and orange bot scoffs "please."

Then Loona, Caddy and Octavia heard loud footsteps behind them, making the ground slightly shake. They looked up and saw the big red and blue robot, Loona could tell he was the leader the trio took a step back to try to process all of it.

"We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron. Also known as Autobots." He spoke solemnly.

Octavia: so you are alien robots who can turn into vehicles?

Loona: why are you here?

The three of them found out the red and blue robots name is Optimus prime. The blue and pink one was Arcee, the green one was Bulkhead, Ratchet was the white and orange one, Bumblebee was the black and yellow one, and the purple one was named Circuitjack.

The trio found out they were on earth because of a war against the Decepticons that killed their planet Cybertron and that Megatron seeks energon and that there's millions of energon crystals on earth.

Loona: got it so if we see any strange, weird vehicles call the ars goetia.

Optimus was confused when Loona said that, what did she mean by ars goetia and why did they look different from the other humans on earth, the kids were home so they weren't there to tell Optimus that the newcomers looked very off.

Optimus prime: it's best if you three remain under our watch. The Decepticons might look for you. Might I ask what the three of you are?

Caddy: I'll explain this. So basically we are demons from hell me and Loona are assassin's that come to earth to kill anyone who screwed sinners over when they were alive.

Bulkhead: demons?

Caddy: Yes and Octavia is part of a royal breed of demons that look like birds called the ars goetia and me and Loona are on the bottom rank.

Optimus prime: now all that's left is for you three to be assigned guardians

Loona: what? No I don't don't think we need any guardians Optimus, unless the Autobot wants to deal with the horrible life every demon has to deal with living in hell.

Arcee: you can't fight him on this plus the Decepticons probably know about your existence and will try to kidnap Octavia and experiment on her due to her goetia powers.

Optimus talked with the other Autobots probably trying to decide on which one of the Autobots would be suitable guardians.

*Ring ring*

Loona: who The fuck is calling me *picks up phone* oh shit it's Blitz!

Caddy: well hang up!

Octavia: Loona can't hang up blitz will thing somethings up.

They kept freaking out on if Loona should answer or hang up.

Loona: fine fuck it! *Answers phone* heyyy Blitz.

Blitz: hey loony toony where the fuck are you?

Loona: in an... Abandoned warehouse

Blitz: oh I just wanted to make sure you were alright Loona.

Loona: aww how nice okay bye *ends facetime call* that was a really fucking close call

Optimus prime: your guardians have been chosen, Smokescreen will be Loona's guardian, Ratchet will be Caddy's guardian.

Caddy and Ratchet: wait what, that can't be right!?!

Optimus prime: and Octavia I will be her guardian.

Octavia then uses the Asmodian crystal she made to open a portal outside of her house, Optimus transformed into his vehicle mode and Octavia went in and Optimus drove through the portal

(End of episode I told you so)