(Now the autobots have to deal heavens cherubs).
It's been a week and Blitz and Stolas's fourth child hatched and Caddy was practicing shooting her new gun that was embedded in her arm in her new techno-organic body.
Caddy: *robotic voice* ok Mox bring me a TV to use for target practice *activates her arm gun*
Moxxie: Caddy your robotic voice sounds a little bit creepy. *Puts down TV and turns it on*.
The scene then cuts to what's on the TV that showed a shot of heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.
Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!
C.H.E.R.U.B jingle:
Collin: 🎵does it make you want to cry?🎵
The scene then cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. He splats on to a rock while a censoring cloud reads "owie"
Keenie: 🎵 when your loved one has to die?🎵
Another man gets run over by a speeding train while "Oh No!" Appears in a thought bubble.
Cletus: 🎵does it hurt you through and through?🎵
The scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a gun. "Oopsie!" Is seen in another thought bubble.
Collin: 🎵Well luckily for you🎵
Keenie: 🎵there's something we can do🎵
Cletus: 🎵we can help keep them alive 🎵
All: 🎵so you can watch them thrive! Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.!🎵
The orange C.H.E.R.U.B logo appears with a trademark symbol.
Collin: 🎵we'll save your honeybun from dying violently!🎵
Cletus saves a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.
All: 🎵Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.!🎵
Keenie: 🎵No, we never even ask a fee!🎵
Cletus then waves a dismissive hand at a person handing him dollar bills
Collin: 🎵because good people spread the Love!🎵
Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.
Keenie: 🎵 and we're here for all above!🎵
Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.
Cletus: 🎵we do the paperwork for you!🎵
A stressed Collin rapidly rights on piles of paper in an office.
Collin: 🎵and the heavy lifting too!🎵
Keenie lifts up a boulder from a flattened woman, who gives her a thumbs up.
Cletus: 🎵so sit right back!🎵
The three cherubs comfort and bleeding man losing a lot of blood in a car crash that needs medical attention
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transformers prime helluva boss crossover
Fanfictionthis is a crossover between transformers prime and helluva boss featuring my OC'S when stolas sends two I.M.P assassin's to Jasper Nevada to kill a demon fugitive and his daughter Octavia sneaks off with the two then the after loona and Caddy (my h...
