this is a crossover between transformers prime and helluva boss featuring my OC'S
when stolas sends two I.M.P assassin's to Jasper Nevada to kill a demon fugitive and his daughter Octavia sneaks off with the two then the after loona and Caddy (my h...
Jango: *voiceover* me and Sheila were trying to get to safety and trying to protect Caddy. Sheila then saw a weapon she used to try to protect herself with but...
Sheila saw a knife and grabbed it and then immediately tried to defend herself with the knife and then started to try to stab the vehicons.
Jango: *voiceover* she didn't survive the attack.
The vehicon then used his gun to shoot Sheila and the shot had killed her the two vehicons left. Jango ran to see her Dead lifeless body on the ground being completely in agony and pain crying holding Sheila's body.
Jango: *voiceover* I then buried her body in the middle of the woods and then made a promise to protect our daughter Caddy.
Jango was crying holding Caddy looking at a gravestone with Sheila's name on it. Then he looked at the infant sized Caddy and then determined to protect her. The scene then cuts back to the present day when Blitz's mom Tilla was comforting a sad Jango.
Jango: I tried keep my promise to protect Caddy and keep her safe but I failed.
Cash Buckzo: it's very clear you have failed *laughs*.
Tilla: Cash I want a divorce.
Cash Buckzo: what?
The scene then cuts back to the Autobots hidden base with them getting ready for battle while Alastor was just staring at them smiling.
Ratchet: do you ever stop smiling?
Alastor: I am above other emotions.
Ratchet scoffed and then turned around and saw angel dust with his pet pig Fat nuggets doing a baby voice babying the pig.
Angel dust: *baby voice* who's Mama's little man? You are yes you are. My precious little piggy.
Ultra Magnus: Angel dust why are you talking to that pink fat lump of lard with legs like it's a sparkling?
Angel dust: he's not a lump of lard! He's my *baby voice* he's my precious little piggy Fat nuggets and I'm his pig mama.
Circuitjack: aww cute.
Ratchet: *scoffs* please.
Angel dust: he's my precious little baby pig and love him so much. I'd murder anyone who would hurt him!
Optimus prime: there might be survivors.
Alastor: let me guess You want to check around the city to find those survivors.
Two hours later the Autobots were searching all around pentagram city to find any survivors until they went to a building that said "porn studios" and saw a moth like demon in a fluffy red coat and a dumb looking hat.
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Valentino
Valentino: goddamn it! The one day when I have literally thousands of clients a mother fucking alien robot invasion happened causing Velvet and Vox to go insane and join that cannibal cult! What is my overlord life?
Optimus drove up to Valentino and opened the doors just so Valentino could get in but Valentino immediately refused and stepped back a few feet.
Valentino: oh hell no! I have already lost enough I don't need to lose more you driverless truck mother fucker!!!
Circuitjack then drove towards Valentino transformed into her robot mode and knocked Valentino out. Once everyone got back to base Ratchet was telling Valentino what not to do.
Ratchet: and I do not want to see any sexual tension.
Valentino: Oh, too bad.
Ratchet: *fake laughs* if I even see you do anything sexual for even one second you can forget having the three body parts human males use to reproduce bitch.
Smokescreen: holy shit!
Valentino then covers his privates with all four of his hands to protect his junk from getting cut off. Two hours later Caddy was taking lookout wondering where the imp she called her father was and if he was safe.
Alastor: what are you doing my good techno-organic?
Caddy: can you please stop calling me that my name is Caddy! And I'm in the middle of doing lookout and wondering where the fuck the imp that I called my dad is!
Alastor: it's probably pointless to find him anyway since you found out what you really are you won't even need that imp anymore.
Caddy: just shut up you don't know what it's been like for me! He was the only family I ever had okay! I'd outlive everyone at I.M.P and see everyone I care about die...
Alastor: I'm not seeing the issue?
Caddy: I could die alone!
Alastor: we all die alone Caddy.
Caddy: you really suck at this, cheering people up.
Alastor then sees Caddy crying, seeing her cry energon blue tears of sadness. Alastor was curious on how a half robot could even feel emotions.
Alastor: why are you crying?
Caddy: because I'm upset! Haven't you ever cried or are you above that too!?!
Alastor: *sigh* I was a child when it happened. My parents weren't fond of pets in the house, the only thing I had close to pets were the bugs in the backyard.
The scene then cuts to a flashback to Alastor's human life when he was a child staring at a scorpion.
Alastor: *voiceover* I was playing with the scorpion I named Nero until my parents saw.
Alastor's parents saw Alastor with the scorpion and ran to him with his dad completely pissed.
Alastor: *voiceover* some people would wonder what freak would have a scorpion for a pet and my father didn't want his child to be on of those freaks.
Alastor's dad slapped Alastor I'm the face causing Alastor to fall on the ground. Alastor's dad then lifted his foot up and started to step on the scorpion trying to kill it making Alastor start to cry. The scene then cuts back to the present with Alastor next to Caddy trying to keep the smile on his face has he told Caddy.
Alastor: my father just kept stepping on Nero until...
The scene then cuts to a flashback to when Alastor buried the scorpion in his backyard crying placing a rose on a rock Alastor painted the word "Nero" onto.
Alastor: *voiceover* I cried my little heart out but tears don't fix anything. My mother tried to comfort me but... I was just too sad to smile for months after that.
The scene then cuts back to the present with Alastor next to Caddy with the pieces of his hair that look like deer ears down looking sad.
Caddy: don't worry I won't tell anyone... It's good you know your mom. Mine passed away two days after she and my dad had me.
Hearing that made Alastor stop smiling knowing that Caddy didn't have both parents.
Caddy: I don't even remember what she looked like much less the sound of her voice. It's weird, I mean can you miss someone you never actually knew? I mean it's crazy of course you can't...
Alastor started crying as he started hugging Caddy feeling sympathy for the first time in decades. Caddy started to cry too as she started hugging Alastor knowing that even the most evil of sinners can have a soft side to them.
