安息 - New Story Moved

To make this more entertaining I decided to add just a few more people-

A spin-off version of this book will be made, featuring how the reader has met with the interests of this book, starting with the Humans. As for when this book will be produced is not exactly planned, but the chapters will be within a book called "安息 Spin-off".

I will also be making a Yandere platonic version of Ror characters x Teen reader on another account. 

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Lü Bu, freshly stabbed: I'm bleeding again.
Chen, now in panic mode: Holy sh- Okay, okay- Let's stay calm- What blood type are you-?
Lü Bu: B-positive
Chen: I'm trying!! Now what is your blood type-?!

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(Y/n), gently scratching at their arm: There's a mosquito here, and I can't catch it.
Eve: Ah, wait a second. Darling!!
Adam, not even looking back while eating his apple, but holding out his hand: Give.
(Y/n), handing Adam their shoe:
Adam, somehow activating aimbot and crushing the mosquito: Handled.
(Y/n), somewhat bewildered: Did you just snipe a mosquito with a house shoe?
Eve, now continuing with braiding (Y/n)'s hair: The things your Father can do...
(Y/n), softly nodding: Hm, hm.

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Kojiro: Man, it sure is dark in here.
(Y/n):
Kojiro, checking to see if they're with him: I'm not scared or anything.
(Y/n):
Kojiro, mentally panicking: I mean, who is scared of the dark at this age? Not me, no sir.
(Y/n): Do you want me to hold your hand?
Kojiro: Yes, please-

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(Y/n), after meeting Jack's Mother in the afterlife: I don't think your mother approves of me.
Jack: Don't worry, she never did approve of me either. But she did. And she may approve of you as well.
Jack then motions to Anne, who is already giving a thumbs up while drinking liquor:

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Raiden: DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS THAT SAY "(Y/N) ONLYFANS NUDES LEAKED" IT PUTS A VIRUS ON YOUR PHONE THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPA LOCK PERMANENTLY
Shiva: SHIT.
Lü Bu: FUCK.
Adam: I'm gonna fucking brutalize all of you.

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Hermes: We have your boyfriend.
(Y/n): You have Buddha?
Zeus: Yes.
(Y/n), knowing fully well Buddha was eating every snack in the area: Good luck to your wallet.

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Odin: Why is Loki crying?
Thor: He said the only food that can make you cry is an onion.
Odin: ... And?
Thor: I threw a watermelon at him.

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Hermes: I left specific instructions on the table for everyone.
Zeus: Mine just says "Lord Zeus, no"?
Hermes: Everyone, please apply that to every situation.

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PoSEidOn: The chances of you getting killed by your dead sibling is incredibly low.
Adamas, walking in with his cyber gear:
Poseidon: But never zero.

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(Y/n): I never did understand anyone and their dumb significant others until I got one myself.
Heracles, getting pulled close to (Y/n):
(Y/n): This is Heracles. If anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room, then myself.