TW: graphic descriptions, (drawn) gore images, su1c1d4l implications, SH implications, SH, Su1c1d3, drugs, swears, hanahaki disease
The scientist, Test Tube, loves to run experiments. After she finds out her crush Fan likes her back, they started da...
Fan and I lock eye contact. We stare at each other for quite a while.
"Testy, is what you said true? Do you love me?" Fan walks closer to me.
"...maybe? Heheh." I look down at my arm as if there were a watch on it and stand up. "Oh, golly, would you look at the time! I gotta go!" I laugh awkwardly and run down the volcano. Oh shit, that was embarrassing...
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[Fan's POV]
What. Just. Happened. Okay that was weird. Uh. I got so much details from that one sentence. She loves me. She loves me!! Oh god this is so good to find out! Yes!!! I flop down on the side of the volcano.
"She loves me..." I sigh happily. "Oh my god she loves me back!!! Oh I gotta tell Painty!" I get up and rush down the volcano.
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[Test Tube's POV]
"And he walked up behind me as I was speaking and heard me say I love him!" I groan, covering my face.
"That's one way to reveal your love to someone." Paintbrush isn't really paying much attention. They hear me, they're just kinda...not there, y'know?
"..hey, you have something going on as well. What's up."
"It's Lightbulb. Her birthday is coming up and I want to know how to confess my feelings to her. I have had a crush on her for quite a while and I don't know how to get it out. I want it to be romantical and- Oh. Hey, Fan." Fan? I turn around and see Fan. I cover my face again and try hiding. Damn this is embarrassing.
"Hey, Paintbrush! ...and Test Tube!" Fan walks over and sets his hand on my shoulder. I cover my head with my lab coat and try hiding even more. "Testy, it's okay! No use in hiding your cute face."
"CUTE?!?" I shoot up, blushing. "I-I- I'm flattered t-that you- You find me cute. I uh-"
"Kiss already, lovebirds." Paintbrush takes a sip of their drink, staring us down. We stare at them. Fan looks at me with a grin and I laugh awkwardly. I sink down into my seat.
I get an idea and rise back up in my seat. "Only if you kiss Lightbulb first," I laugh, jokingly. They grin.
"Deal." They stand up and walk out. Wow. I didn't expect that to work. They pop back in. "Test Tube, you owe me a kiss to Fan and 50 bucks after this!" They run out.
"Hey, I didn't say anything about the money!!" I turn to look at Fan. "Hey, uh...how bout make this more...not awkward for us, and kinda...back away? Please?"
"O-oh, right. Sorry!" He gets off and sits in the swivel chair Paintbrush was sitting in. "Jeez, why'd they have it so high up..."
"They're tall."
"Yeah, no shhhhmmm...can I cuss around you?"
"I cuss all the time, I don't give a fuck."
"Alright, just making sure. But, yeah, no shit, Sherlock. I know they're tall." He laughs a little then stares at me with pure love in his eyes. He realizes he was staring, shakes his head, looking down.
"You're adorable," I sigh. We sit in silence for a few seconds until we both realize what I said. We shoot awkward glances at each other and laugh. Paintbrush rushes back in, and Lightbulb follows, both blushing.
"I DID IT," they say. "Now, kiss Fan, and hand over the 50."
Fan and I send a look at each other and smile a little. I get out of my chair, walk over to him, and lift his face.
"What's going on in here?" The voice makes all of us jump. It's MePhone. Of course.
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[MePhone4's POV]
These dumb contestants are such idiots. I just saw Paintbrush run out of TT's lab, kiss Lightbulb, and go back in her lab with Lightbulb. What the hell. I decide to go in the lab with them. Now what's that code again? Water, Dr. Fizz, Water, Dr. Fizz, Water...aha! I enter the lab. And just in time too. Test Tube and Fan are just about to kiss.
"What's going on in here?" My voice seemed to scare the others. I'm not that quiet when I walk. I think they're just...deaf. "I've already seen enough kissing. And I've already experienced enough buT ASIDES FRom that, there's too much kissing."
"C'mon, MePhone! She promised me $50 and a kiss to Fan if I kissed Lightbulb!" Paintbrush groans.
"Was it just for the money?" Lightbulb looks up at them, kinda sad.
"No, I honestly did want to kiss you. But they were going to kiss so I told them to, but they told me to kiss you first. So, I added in money!"
"What is wrong with you guys..." I groan. Jesus. They're idiots! Fan stares at me like I'm insane. "...what."
"You've experienced too many? By who?~"
"NO ONE OF YOUR CONCERN THATS WHO. NoW. Let's change the topic, hahah..." I avoid all the questions about the kissing. "Okay. Now, the next challenge is about to start. Make whatever you're doing quick." I walk out.
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[Test Tube's POV]
Okay, now that he's gone, we can get this over with. I lift Fan's face again.
"WAIT." Paintbrush stops us before we kiss. I sigh. Jesus, make this quick. "I'm recording now, continue."
I lean closer to Fan.
Closer.
Closer.
We kiss.
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Holy fucking shit. We just kissed. I can't believe it. Holy shit!! Paintbrush seems really happy. They got the video and a few pictures of the kiss. It lasted about...3 seconds? Wow. Okay. Fan and I stare at each other awkwardly.
"Uhm...so...what now." I back away from Fan.
"$50, hand it over." Paintbrush holds their hand out. I sigh, reach into my wallet, grab two $20s and two $5s. I give it to them.
"Friend, it's not completely confirmed we're together yet."
"Don't call my friend a nono word!" She walks up to me and taps my glass. Ow she's strong. "Especially one that means a female dog. They are a... non-binary dog!"
"Yeah!" Paintbrush cheers on Lightbulb as they roast me. I would say I hate these idiots, but that's a plain lie. I love them. Not as much as Fan, though. But I love them. Fan pulls me into a hug and goes off on Lightbulb. God I love this friend group.
