People have thoughts about what happened, and we see new chats form and new members join existing chats. Also known as, my brain went "nope" after work and wanted hilarity. So enjoy me once again projecting what I need onto my fic.
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Squad Goals: 111/100 Would Recommend
Marjan: {Image: the crews of Squad 9 and EMS 99 in dress blues with Owen in front of their rigs}
Marjan: For the viewing pleasure of our brothers in arms before it goes on Insta
Joe: That's a good-looking team
Capp: Why does Captain Strand always get the best-looking crews
Tony: Chief
Capp: What
Tony: He's a chief now
Jason: There's the different uniform too
Capp: Fine
Capp: He stole the best-looking officers from Chicago
Buck: Technically Sylvie stole our captains
Capp: And Chief Strand stole Sylvie
TK: He has no regrets
Capp: And then she stole Casey and Severide
Sylvie: I have no regrets
Eddie: Like dumbasses think alike
Kelly: You know I just realized
Kelly: The three of you consider yourselves family
Kelly: And all three of you are dumbasses
Sylvie: You really want to sleep on the couch while we have company
Kelly: Would that also make Nolan a dumbass
Sylvie: . . .
Sylvie: Actually –
Marjan: I know I just met McCoy
Marjan: But I get the feeling he wouldn't hire a dumbass
TK: He wouldn't
TK: And he definitely wouldn't make one his righthand man
Marjan: And Nolan is fucking scary
Tony: And Sylvie isn't?
Buck: I swear part of Nolan's job requires him to be scary for a living
Tony: Again
Tony: And Sylvie isn't?
Capp: ^
Jason: So what I'm getting from this conversation is Nolan isn't a dumbass
Kelly: Guess not
Buck: So that leaves Cosgrove
Joe: Who?
Sylvie: Hang on

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