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Chapter Twelve

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People have thoughts about what happened, and we see new chats form and new members join existing chats. Also known as, my brain went "nope" after work and wanted hilarity. So enjoy me once again projecting what I need onto my fic.

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Squad Goals: 111/100 Would Recommend

Marjan: {Image: the crews of Squad 9 and EMS 99 in dress blues with Owen in front of their rigs}

Marjan: For the viewing pleasure of our brothers in arms before it goes on Insta

Joe: That's a good-looking team

Capp: Why does Captain Strand always get the best-looking crews

Tony: Chief

Capp: What

Tony: He's a chief now

Jason: There's the different uniform too

Capp: Fine

Capp: He stole the best-looking officers from Chicago

Buck: Technically Sylvie stole our captains

Capp: And Chief Strand stole Sylvie

TK: He has no regrets

Capp: And then she stole Casey and Severide

Sylvie: I have no regrets

Eddie: Like dumbasses think alike

Kelly: You know I just realized

Kelly: The three of you consider yourselves family

Kelly: And all three of you are dumbasses

Sylvie: You really want to sleep on the couch while we have company

Kelly: Would that also make Nolan a dumbass

Sylvie: . . .

Sylvie: Actually –

Marjan: I know I just met McCoy

Marjan: But I get the feeling he wouldn't hire a dumbass

TK: He wouldn't

TK: And he definitely wouldn't make one his righthand man

Marjan: And Nolan is fucking scary

Tony: And Sylvie isn't?

Buck: I swear part of Nolan's job requires him to be scary for a living

Tony: Again

Tony: And Sylvie isn't?

Capp: ^

Jason: So what I'm getting from this conversation is Nolan isn't a dumbass

Kelly: Guess not

Buck: So that leaves Cosgrove

Joe: Who?

Sylvie: Hang on

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