DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 11: Looks Like The Z-Warriors Are Blasting Off Again!

"You were dead, it doesn't count!"

King Kai had an outraged look. "And me?!?"

"You never leave your planet."

"No excuse!"

Mr. Popo (appears outside a window, seemingly flying. He's actually standing on his magic carpet): Not all of them.

Goku: Uh... uh... uh...

Regular Goku suddenly got a chill at the back of his neck.

Gohan gives his dad a look. "You alright, Dad?"

Goku shook his head. "I'm fine, Gohan."

Goku begins having flashbacks, one of kid Goku arriving at Kami's Lookout.

"Hey, it's little me!" Goku laughed.

"Aw, I kinda wished we could see this you again," Bulma cooed. "You were so cute like that!"

"Wow, Dad, you were small for your age!" Goten laughed.

"He looks exactly like you," Trunks smirked, "only taller."

"Hey, I'm taller than him!"

Kid Goku: Yay! I made it to the top! Now I can train with Kami, the strongest, most powerful being on the...

The child notices Mr. Popo sitting on his carpet on the lookout, feeding the birds.

Kid Goku: Hmm? Who's that?

Both Goku and Mr. Popo stare at each other, with the camera moving back-and-forth on their faces before going back to the present.

Mr. Popo frowned. "Is something wrong?"

"I think some joke is being made, Popo?" Roshi said.

Mr. Popo huffed. "How rude."

Goku (starts screaming): GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!

Everyone jumped from the sudden fear from the usual unflappable Saiyan.

"Hey, it wasn't like that!" Goku frowned. "I was just in pain from all those injuries!"

"That's not how it looks like," Vegeta said.

He beings screams like a madman.

Goku: OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

The injured Saiyan continues to scream while the nurses try and hold him down.

Nurse 1: Hold him down!

Nurse 2: Careful, he's injured!

"That's the only reason why you can hold him down," Chiaotzu said.

The opening sequence shows.

Dr. Fieldgood: Well, we've finally been able to sedate him. Took us a while; we had to go through some alternative treatment.

"Do sedatives not work on Saiyans?" Mr. Satan asked.

"It's more a ki thing," Roshi explained. "If you flush it through your system, it can help your vitality and fight the drugs a bit. Using poison can also be a training method to try to develop resistance but not really a good method."

Master Roshi: Oh, really? What did you use?

Dr. Fieldgood: Something I found under the sink. I think it was... Clorox or something.

"T-that's not a sedative!" Chi-Chi shouted.

The scene cuts to Goku, who is foaming at the mouth.