DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 11: Looks Like The Z-Warriors Are Blasting Off Again!

Frieza tried to hold it in, but then he burst out laughing.

Goku gargles, choking a bit on the growing foam in his mouth.

Frieza laughed so much he fell to the floor. "O-oh this is priceless!!"

Dr. Fieldgood: Well, page me if you need me.

"I think it would have been better if you didn't come back," Gohan said coldly.

Mr. Popo: Byyyye.

"And Popo just doesn't care," Dende said.

Master Roshi: Oh, you're still here. Who are you anyway?

"Neither do I, apparently," Roshi sweatdropped.

"It's probably nice to have some silence," Whis offered.

Korin: That's Mister Popo. He lives up on the lookout with Kami.

Master Roshi (looks at Korin): Did that cat just talk?

"Hey, Korin's one of my best friends," Roshi protested. "He trained me! Why wouldn't I know him?"

"I don't know," Frieza said annoyed, "maybe this you has finally gone senile?"

Mr. Popo: Alright. Everyone listen up if you want to get those other useless maggots back.

Beerus: Out of curiosity, do those "useless maggots" do anything useful? Take down any enemies that aren't basic minions?

Krillin: You mean, you can get our friends back?

The sky suddenly turns red.

"The hell?!"

"Since when could he do that?"

Mr. Popo: Shut up, maggot!

Krillin looks like he nearly shit his pants.

Krillin: Yes, sir!

The sky returns to its natural blue color as Popo calms down.

"Word to the wise, never mess with Popo."

"The Krillin owned counter really should have gone up, because Popo just whipped his ass."

"Shut up, Yamcha!"

Mr. Popo: As I was saying, the only hope to get your friends back is to use the Dragon Balls on Kami's home planet: Namek.

Bulma: Namek? That's not a planet I've ever heard of.

Mr. Popo: Oh, look at that. A woman who doesn't know any better. What are the odds?

"Excuse me?!" Bulma glared, even though she felt a strangely chilling presence behind her. Though she knew for a certain no one was there.

Krillin: To be fair, Mr. Popo, until recently, I've never heard of that planet either.

Mr. Popo: Oh, look at that. A woman who doesn't know any better.

Krillin: A-- ga-- god... dammit, I walked right into that one...

"Where's the owned counter! That should definitely count!"

"Yamcha, I swear, I'm gonna-"

Mr. Popo: Anyway, I'm the only one who knows where Kami's old ship is. And the only one with the transportation to get you there, and this is a carpet made for two.

"I'm pretty sure that carpet should be able to hold another, at least Gohan and/or Korin holding tight," Bulma said.

Bulma: Well, I think the only way to fairly decide on this is to have a democratic vote--