DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged

Episode 11: Looks Like The Z-Warriors Are Blasting Off Again!

Krillin: Bulma.

Master Roshi: Bulma.

Korin: Bulma.

Gohan: Bulma.

Yajirobe: Bulma.

Ox King: Yoooohooo. Bulma.

Goku, as if on cue, gives a gargling sound.

"And you guys suck," Bulma said.

Bulma looked desperate, trying to avoid being alone with the genuinely scary Abridged Popo.

Bulma: Okay, um... uh... Oh, ha!

The richest woman on Earth takes out a remote with a relieved expression.

Bulma had a look of dread as she remembered what happened.

Bulma: We don't need your help! I've got right here a remote control to one of the crashed Saiyan ships. All I have to do is put in these coordinates and...

She proceeds to push some buttons on the remote, promptly causing the Saiyan pod to explode, startling a reporter.

"W-why did you press the self-destruct sequence?" Vegeta asked.

"It was an accident! I couldn't read the alien languages!" Bulma shouted.

"Then why play with it!?"

TV Reporter: YEEEEEEE—

The TV shows an off-air color bars screen along with a beeping sound.

Deep Voice: Critical failure!

Mr. Popo: Well, well, well. Look who just ran out of options.

"Guess I kinda walked right into that one," Bulma grumbled.

Master Roshi: Dammit, Bulma. Stop being such a scaredy-cat and get on the carpet with the scary genie.

Bulma: I swear to God, if anything happens to me while I'm gone, I'm kicking Krillin's ass!

"Why my ass?"

"Because Goku's hospitalized, Gohan's a kid, and the others were dead."

"I was injured too! Do Roshi or Korin!"

"Don't bring me into this!"

Bulma moves to climb on to Mr. Popo's carpet.

Mr. Popo: Oh, you and I are going to get along just fine.

His carpet then seemed to teleport, moving at incredible speeds and taking Bulma and Mr. Popo away. The two seemed to have teleported. They were now in the highlands of Yunzabit with Mr. Popo and Bulma appearing on Mr. Popo flying carpet.

Mr. Popo: Alright, here we are. Yunzabit Heights.

Bulma: Wait a sec... how did we make it here so fast? This is the other side of the planet!

"It goes that fast?" Goten stared in awe. "Can me and Trunks use it?"

"Trunks and I," Chi-Chi corrected, but was ignored.

"Yeah, can we?" Trunk asked excitedly. "We can go traveling around the world!"

"Oh no," Bulma said. "You boys are not doing that lone. And you heard Popo, that carpet only transports two!"

Mr. Popo coughed. "Actually-"

Chi-Chi moves to cover his mouth with her hand.

"Listen to Bulma, boys!"