Riordanverse Collection of Random Thoughts

Made and narrated by Persasseus Jackso- Percy Jackson.

ONLY TRUE PJO/HoO FANS WILL TRY THIS OUT!

Of course, before baking, pray to Hestia, Demeter, and all the other god/goddess who has a domain in baking/food.

Also pray to my mum, the queen, Sally Jackson, as she invented them (with the help of that walrus known as Gabe)

Anyway, let's get on with it. Annabeth is glaring daggers at me, telling me to hurry up. I have a test tomorrow, that's probably why.

Anyway, I got off-topic. Here are the list of ingredients :-

Butter

Baking Soda

Water

Sugar

Salt

Flour

Eggs

Chocolate Chips

And of course, the most important part :-

Blue Food Colouring

(Did you think I would make BLUE cookies without BLUE food dye?)

Anyway, here are the instructions :-

1) Before starting, preheat oven to 360 ° so that it will be nice and warm for my true love, blue cookies. (Better get on with it. Wise Girl is looking ready to throw a dam blue hairbrush at me. It hurts worse than Kronos' scythe. Okay, that is a bit of over-exaggeration, but whatever...)

2) Beat the butter and sugar like we beat Octavian, and then beat up the eggs and vanilla like Hera does to Zeus when she finds out he cheated again. And also mix them both, and then add my Precious, blue food dye.

3) Then dissolve the baking soda in water like Nico pushed me into the Styx, and then add it into the Blue mixture.

4) Then add the flour, chocolate chips (sadly, I don't know how to make them blue, only my mum does) and stir it like Gaea's face is in the mixture.

5) Drop it onto a baking sheet and spread it like Coach Hedge drop-kicks his enemies. (Man, I miss that old goat)

6) Bake it until, I dunno, it's edges turn golden blue?

7) In the oven preheated to 350° (I know, I forgot about that too), bake it for 10 minutes, which is the time where usual cookies will be fresh and delicious.

8) In case some uncouth cookies aren't fully baked, put them back in the oven and bake for another... I dunno, 10 to 20 seconds?

And there you have it! A batch of blue cookies fresh from the oven!

And Enjoy The Blue Cookies! (If you don't, I will personally come to murder you)

Bye! And always remember,

Keep calm

And Eat

Blue

Cookies!

Now I gotta go get ready for that test tomorrow in University! (What was it again? Biology or Mathematics?)

Buh- Bye!