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Osano: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? 

Y/n: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere. 

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Osano: We all have our demons. 

Info-kun, grabbing Y/n: This one’s mine! 

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Osoro: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you. 

Aso: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? 

Amao: Um, make lemonade? 

Aso: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes! 

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Taro: Where did you get that tomato soup? 

Ayano: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved. 

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Aso: Okay, help me, please! 

Y/n: Got two words for you. 

Aso: I bet they won't be helpful. 

Y/n: Your problem. 

Aso: I was right. 

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Ayano, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend? 

Budo, who’s running the drive thru: … 

Budo: Tequila

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Hanako: Are you busy? 

Y/n: Yes. 

Hanako: Cool, listen to this... 

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Kizano, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs? 

Aso: It means like in hand-to-hand combat. 

Kizano: Ohhhh- 

Osano: Both of you get out of this kitchen. 

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Megamo: What is wrong with you? 

Oko: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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 Taro: You're smiling. What happened? 

Osano: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? 

Y/n: Budo tripped and fell down the stairs today. 

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Y/n: What are you doing here? 

Budo: I could ask you the same question.