M1: Oh, Kate. Look - pick up, pick up please. Pick up!
K1: *Yawning* The hell do you— What the hell is that! Why are you flashing me?
Video hologram reveals that User M1 had dropped their pants, revealing a peculiar device injected right above their delectable groin. Above the device was a timer implant, beeping as the seconds counted down through their skin.
M12: I need you to pick me up right now.
K12: No, I need you to explain to me why you have a neutrino bomb strapped to your dick. And why you were out with strange girls last night!
M13: It's a long story. I... Was thinking of you and I got lonely. Wait, why do you care so much about that? You said we were over back in the Six!
K13: I'm upset with you right now. Maybe that's what you deserve.
M14: Don't keep looking at it! I tried to see if I could rip it off, but if I did this whole city would be leveled.
K14 Don't be dramatic, Magno. And besides, I don't want to help you!
M15: Kate, listen! I need you to help me right now. Those girls were vicious!
M16: I'm serious! Kate?
K15: Throw yourself in deep space and explode for all I care!
M17: Kate? Boxes are expensive! I'll pay you back! Don't—
K1 left the chat.
M18: Gods!
