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Episode 4: Obstacle Challenge

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(Episode opens with Headphones singing to himself the song "Fireflies")
Headphones:

Piñata: Hey, nice song.
Headphones: Gah! Piñata what are you doing?! You nearly scared the living daylights out of me!
Piñata: I just heard you singing. You have a nice voice.
Headphones: Oh. Thanks, I guess..

(Confession: Headphones)
Headphones: I'll admit. I have a nice voice, but I'm pretty subconscious when others hear me singing.

(Meanwhile, Magnet is angrily kicking a vending machine)
Magnet: You stupid hunk of junk! Give us our drink! How do we get it out?
(YinYang tries to sneak up on the 2 before they whirl around and then kick YinYang away)
YinYang: (screaming)
(Magnet returns to kicking the vending machine. Meanwhile, Torchy has gone to meet MePad again.)

Torchy: MePad, I'm here.
MePad: Great! So how is everything?
Torchy: Great. I'm just worried about Taco finding out you're back on and turn you off again to get your teleportation again.
MePad: I understand your worries, but you don't need to. Taco is working on herself to change for the better. It's an uphill battle with her wanting to be in charge and mending relationships with everyone else.
Torchy: Okay...

(Later, everyone is gathered around MePhone)
MePhone: Hello, everyone. Today's challenge is a obstacle course relay race. Each Obstacle course has 10 challenges that you must complete to win. Those teams with 9 members, the last person must complete 2 obstacles. Ready? Go!

(The starter object for each team are OJ, Test Tube, Headphones, Cabby and Sketchbook. Their first obstacle is walking across a spinning platform.)
Cabby: (struggles to roll straight) Woah! Woah woah!
Sketchbook: (becomes dizzy just by looking at it)
OJ: (nearly spills)
Test Tube: (also nearly spills)
Headphones: Seriously? The answer is obvious.
(Headphones stands on the edge of the platform, letting the spinning take him to where he needs to go. He tags Piñata.)
Headphones: Go!
Piñata: Woo hoo! (Flies off)
(The others stare with agape mouths)

(Confession: Test Tube)
Test Tube: Why didn't I think of that?

(Confession: OJ)
OJ: That's all you needed to do?!

(Confession: Sketchbook)
Sketchbook:  :O

(Confession: Cabby)
Cabby: Headphones is smarter than he looks.

(Scene shows a bunch of poles. Piñata looks at them, ready to jump. She starts and gets a couple poles ahead before Bow, Candle, Knife and Pepper show up.)
Piñata: Shoot!
(Bow flies ahead as Everyone else starts jumping from pole to pole. Piñata goes faster, but Bow made it before her and tags Marshmallow. Piñata makes it to the other side and tags Baseball)
Baseball: LEGS! (Runs)

(The next challenge is a balance beam. The others get across and the next members go. Marshmallow tags Apple)
Apple: Took you long enough!
Marshmallow: Apple, look, I'm sorry.
Apple: Sure you are.
(Baseball shoves Taco out of the way to tag Bot)
Bot: Let's go!
(Taco gets up, growls, and tags Pickle)
Taco: Move it, you vinegar enhanced cucumber!
Pickle: Shut up, heartbreaker!

(Confessional: Taco)
Taco: Geez, did my betrayal really effect Pickle that bad? (After a few seconds of thinking) Nah, it's just my imagination. He has to be over it by now. Right? (Smiles nervously before sighing) I messed up big time with him and Microphone.

(Scene shows Bot managing to complete the Rope Course and tags Mic)
Mic: Alright!
(Everyone covers their ears. Montage of objects being tagged and their obstacles. First, Suitcase is seen tapping a hand with her foot, before the scene switches to Balloon crossing a tightrope. A hand tags another hand. This time, Lightbulb is crossing a wobbly platform. She nearly falls and shatters but manages to regain her balance and continue on. Next is Salt climbing a rope to reach the next object. Finally, we make it down to the final obstacle and 5 objects. Camera, Blueberry, Yin Yang, Cherries and Goo are staring at a muddy pit.)
Camera: (snaps a picture.) That's a lot of mud.
Goo: Too much! I feel torn! Do I forfeit or keep going?! (Splits into 2) That tickles.
Blueberry: I for one am not doing this.
Cabby: (OS) Blueberry!
Blueberry: Nope.
MePhone: And Soundwaves are safe!
Everyone: Huh?
(While everyone was distracted, YinYang crossed the pit and made it to the other side)
YinYang: Yeah! How do you like that, Magnet,
Magnet: Meh. (Kicks YinYang softly to make them leave)
(Doesn't Matter is trying to get Blueberry to cross the mud pit, but he keeps refusing. This allows Goo, Camera and Cherries to cross and win)
MePhone: And with that, Doesn't Matter loses! You guys are sending someone out.

(Scene changes to elimination.)
MePhone: Normally, I'd read the votes, but I decided to do something different. You all get to see who voted who!
Tissues: What?
(Voting confessional is seen on MePhone's screen)

Cabby: I'm voting Blueberry. He's the reason we lost the challenge!

Tissues: Blueberry. It's an pretty obvious choice. (Sneezes)

Trophy: That loser Blueberry is out of here!

Bomb: B-B-B-Blueberry.

Floor: I'm gonna have to say Blueberry.

Salt and Pepper: Like, Blueberry.

Dough: That fruit that isn't a pear.

Snow Globe: I'm sorry, Blueberry. I'm voting for you.

Blueberry: Cabby. She knows too much about everyone. Including me.

(Blueberry is just looking at the confessional that MePhone showed in shock)
MePhone: Can't say I'm surprised. See ya. (Flings Blueberry away) And that's it for this episode. Tune in next time!

(Scene shows Blueberry somehow flying past MeCloud. Alarms are blaring and Steve Cobs is looking for someone.)
Steve: You can run but you can't hide you bathroom appliance!

(Toilet is seen making his escape. He's really damaged.)
Toilet: Oh dear! I hope I can find and warn Mistah Phone! He's in terrible danger!

Toilet escaped! Now what?

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