Inanimate Insanity 4

(Episode starts with the teams doing the usual thing they do to pass time. Headphones is once again singing to himself.)

(Suddenly, another voice joins him. Microphone!)
Headphones: Hey, Mic.
Mic: Headphones, hey. Been a while since we done this. Don't know how long.
Headphones: Same. I can't recall. (Soap shows up) Hi, Soap.
Soap: Don't "Hi Soap" me! Microphone, why do you like the newbie?! Do you not like me?
Mic: Soap, you don't understand!
Soap: What don't I understand?!
Headphones: (Turning up his volume knobs so everyone can hear) I DON'T LIKE MICROPHONE LIKE THAT BECAUSE SHE'S MY COUSIN!!

(Everyone gasps. Soap upset expression fades)
Soap: Geez. I jumped to conclusions again. Sorry, Headphones.
Headphones: It's cool.
(Suitcase just blinks before it goes to her in the confessional)

Suitcase: Headphones. He must be MePhone's first attempt at making a family member for someone. I'm honestly impressed.

(MePhone is seen with MePad and WiiPhone)
MePhone: So, today's challenge is...
??: Ahem. Excuse me?
(An oval shaped mirror girl shows up.)
WiiPhone: Who are you?
Lisa: Lisa B. Cobs. Steve Cobs daughter.
(MePhone and MePad eyes widen. The daughter of Meeple CEO and their worst enemy, Steve Cobs, is right in front of them)
MePad: Ms Cobs. What brings you here?
Lisa: My father sent me to see this show MePhone made and report back just how pathetic it is.
MePhone: Hey! My show isn't pathetic!
Lisa: We'll see.
MePhone: (Instantly sounds an alarm) CODE MEEPLE! CODE MEEPLE EVERYONE!!!

(Later, the contestants are gathered around)
Test Tube: So we need to show Steve Cobs's daughter that Inanimate Insanity isn't bad?
MePhone: Exactly! That's the purpose of today's challenge, Express to Impress!
WiiPhone: You each have until sundown to create something to impress Lisa. Inventions, art, food, anything! At sundown, each team will bring what they created to Lisa and see if she's impressed or not. The team that impressed her the least will have to send someone home. Got it? (Everyone nods) Then Go!

(The teams run off and get to work with their projects)

(Chem-X)
(Test Tube unrolls one of her blueprints)
Fan: What's this?
Test Tube: The Smart Bottle. A water bottle that can trick the user brain into tasting their favorite flavor by flavoring the water as it's drank.
Camera: Wow!
Balloon: You sure we can pull it off?
Test Tube: Positive! Let's get working!
(The team get to work making the Smart Bottle)

(Soundwaves)
Headphones: So, any ideas?
Lightbulb: How about a piñata?
Piñata: Huh?
Lightbulb: Don't worry, not you.
Piñata: Phew!
Magnet: But what should it look like? I'm with South on this one.
Paintbrush: (holds up a piñata support in a familiar corn shape)
Lightbulb: I like the way you think, Painty.
(The team starts working)

(Spookers)
Sketchbook: (draws something for plan)
Cheesy: What you making Sketchbook? Seems pretty sketchy. (Knee slap)
(Lisa hears this and chuckles slightly everyone hears this)
Cheesy: Someone actually likes my puns! That's our ticket!

(Doesn't Matter)
Snow Globe: W-why am I a idea, guys
Salt: We don't, like, actually mean you.
Pepper: We, like, mean a regular snow globe.
Snow Globe: Oh. Okay.

(Super Spies)
Tea Kettle: (mixing away in a bowl) This cookie recipe is going to give us the win!
Pickle: Well. Will they taste good?
Tea Kettle. (Plopping the dough on a baking sheet) Positive. Now just got to bake on high for 30 minutes.
(Tea Kettle sets a timer for 30 minutes. While she and the others aren't looking, Winglet flies over and sets it to an hour)
Winglet: Now we wait.

(Confessional)
Winglet: When the cookies are burnt, everyone will blame Tea Kettle for losing. It's perfect.

(Unknown to Winglet, Camera caught her in a picture)
Camera: I'll show everyone after the challenge.

(Back with the Soundwaves)
Paintbrush: And... done!
(It's a piñata of Steve Cobs)
Lightbulb: Now all we need is candy.
Piñata: (sighs) Can't believe I'm doing this. (Opens herself and dumps all the candy in her, dying from excessive candy loss)
Headphones: Wow...
Baseball: Geez!
(MePhone comes over and sees this)
MePhone: Uh. I don't even wanna know what happened. (Opens MeLife and recovers Piñata)
Piñata: Get it in everyone! The sun's going down!

(Everyone is at the nose to the grindstone. Test Tube finished the final touches on the smart bottle. Cheesy holds up his list of puns, Doesn't Matter fill the snow globe with water and Tea Kettle looks in horror at the burnt cookies)
Taco: I thought you set it for a half hour!
Tea Kettle: I did! I don't get it!
Pickle: Maybe we can...
WiiPhone: And time! Everyone, bring what you made to show Lisa.
OJ: We're gonna lose.

(In the main area, Lisa is standing with the hosts)
MePhone: Lisa, I hope your ready to be impressed.
Lisa: I'd be surprised if I was.
MePad: First Up. Chem-X and the Smart Bottle.
(Test Tube holds it. It's full of water. Lisa takes it and takes a sip, expecting to taste just water, but is instead surprised when she taste lemonade)
Lisa: Huh?
Test Tube: Success! I knew my invention would work!
Lisa: Okay. I'm honestly impressed. How does this work?
Test Tube: The Smart Bottle automatically reads your taste buds to see what it likes to taste and automatically flavors the water to taste that way.
Lisa: Well. You impressed me.
MePhone: Lisa is impressed! Chem-X is safe!

(Next up is the Soundwaves)
Lisa: A piñata of my father?
Bot: Go ahead.
(Lisa is at first hesitant but after remembering how bad of a father Cobs is, she whacks the heck out of the piñata until it's nothing but crumpled paper mache and candy)
Lisa: You guys impressed me. That was so therapeutic!
MePad: Soundwaves have won immunity.

(Spookers is next. Cheesy makes multiple puns and jokes and Lisa is holding her side in laughter)
Cheesy: Lisa, what's your reflection? Heh heh, get it?
Lisa: Yeah! You honestly did impress me.
WiiPhone: Spookers is safe for now.

(Doesn't Matter is next)
Snow Globe: W-we made a s-snow globe of Meeple HQ.
(Tissues is walking forwards with it but suddenly sneezes and accidentally drop it. It shatters)
Tissues: No!
Lisa: Hey, it was pretty impressive. Besides. (She holds up some invention and fixes the snow globe) My dad isn't the only one who can create stuff.

MePhone: Finally, Super Spies.
(Tea Kettle nervously walks forwards with the tray of burnt cookies. Lisa bites one but instantly spits it out)
Lisa: I'm not impressed.
MePhone: And with that, the Super Spies are up for elimination. Lisa, it was great to have you.
Lisa: Thanks, MePhone4. You honestly do have a great show. (Warps back to MeCloud)

(At the elimination)
MePhone: You all cast your votes of who you want gone. MePad, show the votes.
MePad: First Vote. Tea Kettle. (Tea Kettle looks down). Tea Kettle. Winglet. (Winglet eyes widen) Winglet. That's 2 votes Tea Kettle, 2 votes Winglet. Tea Kettle. Tea Kettle. Winglet. That's 4 votes Tea Kettle, 3 votes Winglet. 2 votes left. The next contestant voted out is... Tea Kettle.
Tea Kettle: Oh. Darn. I was hoping to get farther. (Gets flung away)
MePhone: And with that, we are down to 41 contestants. Who will be the next to go? Find out next time on Inanimate Insanity 4!

(Scene changes to MeCloud. Lisa arrives to a furious Cobs. A muffled argument is heard along with a shattering sound. Lisa runs out, a giant crack on her face. Cobs follows her)
Cobs: Lisa, I said I was sorry!
Lisa: It doesn't change how much of a terrible father you are! (Tries to reach the exit but suddenly collapsed. Cobs is holding a remote and it shut Lisa down, revealing she's a robot. He takes her to get repaired and hopefully reset. Episode ends)

Yep. Bet you didn't see that coming. Leave what you want to happen next in the comments. I also wanna write a Taco and Pickle reconcile arc leading up to a double elimination for both of them. Leave which episode that should be and what you wanna see happen.