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Timon: I had no idea who that jackass was, but he kinda saved my life.

(Sir alex moves to the board and starts writing, sotto discussion fills the class)

Voice of protagonist: I could hear the jokes told with my name, the laughs and all the craps, it was horrible...

(The bell rings)

Voice of protagonist: but finally, the bell was rung and my torture was almost coming to an end.

(everyone starts walking out the class, timon still sits on his desk going through a book, three boys stops beside his desk on there way out,)

#Boy1(Oliver): oh---------(increasing his pitch)

Voice of protagonist: oh no, the sound busters, these guys could literally make a song out of everything.

#Boy1: oh---- (continues for a sec, then stops, taps his foot on the floor and points to the boy at his right)

#Boy2(Rowen): dikrol---------(stops and taps his foot on the floor and points to the next boy at his right)

#Boy3(James): (sings beautifully) oh dikrol, had fucking worms in his dickhole, had fucking worms in his dickhole, had-fucking-worms- in his- dickhole. (laughs)

(The three exchanges hails and pleasentries, they then head out)

Voice of protagonist: but, they never signed up for the musicals, assholes right?

(Timon watches them as they leave...)

Timon: assholes (says in anger)

(Timon stands, puts his book in his bags, hangs it and walks out the class, then down the hallway)

Voice of protagonist: I never was a fan of the name dikrol, I mean its dikrol but it sounds like dickhole, why would my grandparents give my dad the name dikrol?

(Timon now walks into the school's dinning and stops, everyone is chatting and having launch in various peer groups, timon looking to avoid everyone, looks on, he sights a free table)

Timon: perfect (says to himself, walks to the table and sits)

(A fat averaged height boy(16) immediately approaches the table with a tray of food)

Jimmy: (a cheerful kid, a foodlover with a deep funny voice identical to that of Patrick star from the spongebob show) hey timon (sits opposite to him)

Timon: hey men (says to jimmy, as he looks at his sandwich)

(jimmy puts food in his mouth)

Jimmy: am really sorry, about what happened in the class, I don't really think you have a dickhole

Timon: (looks at him) what? off course I have a dickhole

Jimmy: you do?

Timon: yes jim, I do

Jimmy: do...I have a dickhole

Timon: (sighs) everyone has a dickhole jim, everyone does. jeez jim.

Jimmy: ok. so are you ready for the most awesome valentines party ever, coming soon?

Voice of protagonist: ok, I should tell you, who that is, the fat dude, well he's my friend, my only friend, we met in the most awkward way possible, two years ago. lets take a moment to relive that moment.

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