(On the road back home, Timon is walking quickly, he's pissed. Marcus walks after him trying to catch up.)
Timon: am never going anywhere with you again!
Marcus: slow down men. come on
(Timon stop and walks back to him)
Timon: am never trusting you again. never!. (continues walking away quickly)
Marcus: don't fucking say that bro...come on. that did it, that helped you a bit...tell me. what did you see?
(Timon stops and turns around looking at him inflamed. Marcus catches up with timon and stops)
Marcus: ok. chill the fuck down. come on.
Timon: look, that baba guy, all he did was give me strange unnecessary thoughts about Camila... right now...I have lost her, and thoughts about her boobs, are thoughts I should not be having.
Marcus: (smiles) oh so that's...what you saw? fuck!
Timon: (a thought suddenly crosses his mind.) wait, dude you said...this guy treated the fuck up of Kanye
Marcus: uh...yeah. Kanye hillard
Timon: then...wait, what!? you said Kanye.
Marcus: yeah. Kanye hillard. good friend of mine.
Timon: oh no. no (continues walking)
(Marcus walks after him)
Marcus: you know men, I don't know why the fuck your so pissed. I mean, now you lost Camila, it's important you have those thoughts. your gonna have some good fucking dreams men...no wait...lots of good fucking dreams men!
Timon: (continues ignoring him. mutters to himself) can this day get any worst?
("Timon! Timon! Kiddo!" is loudly called out from a store to the left of timon. Timon stops and looks at the shop. he sees caller)
Timon: oh no. I didn't mean that universe
(Mr Alfred is holding a thin white and brown cat)
Mr Alfred: kiddo! (waves at timon)
Timon: (anxious) oh no
Voice of protagonist: out of all the words I said to the universe it was that one it responded to. the butterfly feeling. am screwed.
Marcus: (to timon) who the fuck is that guy?
Timon: look, I do the talking, you just stay and keep your mouth shut.
(Timon crosses to the other side of the road to meet Mr Alfred. Marcus crosses with him)
Timon: (gives Mr Alfred a tight smile) hey...Mr Alfred. didn't expect to see you here
Mr Alfred: yeah. I was waving at yah. (smiles) what are you doing out?
Timon: uh you know, just out
(Marcus grimaces as he stares at the cat, disgusted.)
Mr Alfred: (doesn't notice Marcus) hm. what do you think of my cat? (puts the cat to timon's face)
(Timon moves his head back a little.)
Marcus: urrh! that cat is fucked as fuck!
Mr Alfred: (looks at Marcus. puts the cat back to his body) and who must you be?
(Timon looks at them, worried.)
Marcus: oh, am timon's cousin (nods)
Mr Alfred: timon's cousin...I see. and what did you say about my cat?
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THE INTROVERT A WILLY NILLY STORY
HumorIntroducing Timon dikrol. A high school student and an introvert who goes through what every highschool introvert goes through, he's constantly bullied, shunned and taunted by his mates. All this makes Timon see his life as a sequential phenomenon...
