June, 2020
(Students are present on the hallway enjoying the break after long hours of learning.)
Voice of protagonist: It was on a Monday by 11am...
(Timon approaches, running towards a specific direction, pushing anyone in his way, The genitor, an elderly man on a green uniform is mobbing a particular area, timon runs past him stepping on the area on his way...)
genitor: hey!!
Timon: sorry!!
(Timon runs into a room that has "toilets" written on the door, he sees four shut doors facing him, then immediately moves to the first door with a sign that has the drawing of a male)
Voice of protagonist: I had a call from mother nature.
(Timon opens the door and walks in shutting the door behind him...)
Timon: woo, so close...
(pulls down his pants and underwear and sits...)
Timon: yeah--- there we go (says in relief)
(A knock is made on the door)
Timon: em, occupied
(Another knock is made on the door)
Timon: occupied!
(Multiple knocks are made on the door)
Timon: hey, go away, I said occupied!
(The door is pushed open a little and jimmy peeps in)
Jimmy: oh, hey, I really need to go, I cant hold it in
Timon: (startled) jeez, oh come on men
Jimmy: oh, am sorry (shuts the door)
Timon: I...I just got here, check the others.
(Jimmy tries to open the next door, its no good its locked...)
Jimmy: oh no
(He tries the third and fourth, but cant, there also locked)
Jimmy: (sweating profusely, red faced) there all locked
Timon: hold on, I will be out... soon
Voice of protagonist: The others were locked, guess that wasn't he's lucky day; oh so I thought
(Jimmy quickly opens the door and rushes in)
Jimmy: I cant hold it in anymore (pulls down he's pants and underwear)
Timon: (startled) what are you doing?
Jimmy: (completely ignoring the question, goes striaght to business) move to the other end, or I might poop all over, and I don't want to
Timon: (still startled, moves to the other end) what the fuck?!
Jimmy: (sits at his own end and more) thanks men, but don't try to get off, cause I might try that too, and you might fall in, thanks.
Timon: hey!
Jimmy: (taking that for a meet question) oh, hey, am jimmy. (chuckles) but you can call me jim, and your?
(Timon is lost in a state of shock, jimmy turns his head slightly to timon and sees the Id card on he's uniform.)
Jimmy: timon (nods) great name, not so bad. yeah---- (says in relief with a smile)
1st February 2022
Voice of protagonist: I never believed that was possible until that day
Timon: dude you know am not gonna be there, I don't have a girlfriend or anyone for the dumb party.
Jimmy: or do you?
Timon: no, I don't
Jimmy: cause, I know this hot girl...
Timon: no, no. am not going out with anyone you know, ok? I still remember what happened last year, you hocked me up with some girl who stole my mom's credit card and never showed up again. what is she gonna use that for?
Jimmy: ok, am not hooking you up with anyone (says with lots of rice in his mouth)
Timon: what?
Jimmy: (swallows) I said, am not hooking you up with anyone (puts more rice in his mouth)
Timon: (holds up a sandwich) you want a sandwich?
Jimmy: yeah, sure (takes it and quickly haves a bite)
Hours later 🕜
(Another bell rings and students starts moving out from different angles)
Voice of protagonist: remember when I said not taking a bath before coming to school, wasn't a big deal? yeah, cause this was how every school day was. well...
(On the hallway, timon opens his locker and starts bringing out some books. A tall white girl, with long black hair immediately approaches him, she stops behind him, timon is unaware, he closes his locker)
Stacey: hey, dikrol!
Timon: ah! (turns around in fear)
Stacey: (gives him a card) here, it's yours, the invitation to the valentines party
(Timon takes it)
Stacey: do you have anyone for the party?
(Timon stares at her, mute)
Voice of protagonist: yeah, there is something else, I don't really cause trouble at all, but something is really wrong with me, I can't seem to talk to girls, specifically those I know nothing about, it's like a disease that comes and goes when it wants.
Stacey: dikrol?
(Timon looks at her, moving his mouth trying to get words out)
Voice of protagonist: and I knew this was an opportunity to have a girlfriend, and not just any girlfriend, Stacey willock. so I tried to force it
Stacey: dikrol, did you hear what i just said, do you have a date for the party?
(Timon farts)
Voice of protagonist: Then that happened
Stacey: (irritated, grimaces) urrh you dipshit! (walks away)
Timon: ( disappointed, sighs) it's official, am a jerk
(Timon cellphone makes a notification sound, he brings it out and sees a message from mom)
Timon: mom (says to himself, taps the message on his cell that reads-
"Timon dear, please grab a box from your uncle before you come home, and don't drop it, it has a fragile equipment in it. if you do, you would be sorry 👿😈😈 I love you😍😍😍 thanks.
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THE INTROVERT A WILLY NILLY STORY
HumorIntroducing Timon dikrol. A high school student and an introvert who goes through what every highschool introvert goes through, he's constantly bullied, shunned and taunted by his mates. All this makes Timon see his life as a sequential phenomenon...
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