Hazbin/ Helluva Onshots ( Requests: closed )

I'm making this a thing, I'm going to have that as the title and y'all need to tell me if it's canon or not

But striker simps this one's for you

And he's already fine just STANDING THERE.

But if you get him to fuck you, you'd better pray to Lucifer yourself that you can walk the next day

Because I can imagine him listening to some HEAVY bass music

And making a playlist of it.

Before y'all... Go at it he hits shuffle

And beforehand had been teasing the ever loving god out of you

So you already want it

And hes just like "shh you'll get what I give you"

And proceed to rail tf out you TO THE BEAT

like excuse me...

I'm just gonna pass away now thanks-

137 words. Now tell me, canon or not?