They paused their festivities to watch as the men tugged on their hair and half laughed, half panicked. The girlfriends couldn't hear them but from their highly animated gesturing, they could tell they had rocked the boat like the queens they were.
Jacob pushed Steven aside and flicked on the mic again to announce, "You ladies have received an hour and a half break."
Jasmin scoffed and tipped her head. "Do we have to take one?"
"It's mandatory," They replied seriously.
"Group huddle?"
Connie smirked at Anna and brought Jasmin in. "So we're definitely reaping what we sowed today, right?"
"After the absolute slaughter of their chances of beating us, I think their dicks might actually need CPR," Jasmin said with a peek over her shoulder. "Oh god, they're doing a group huddle too."
"Okay, I say post nut clarity is going to be our best bet for She's So Nice, because they might hate us a little afterwards," Steven told them.
Jacob nodded. "Yeah not to be gay or anything but if we don't get moving I'm just going to fuck her in the recording studio."
"Then let's get a move on cause ditto." Adam ran a hand through his hair to give a rare show of his whole face.
"Yep, any added sexual tension will just end up as us fucking each other." Hazel winked and they all laughed.
"I'm still in here. Not a single one of you are getting into my pants," Alex proclaimed.
They'd forgotten he was there actually, but they all bellowed in knowing laughter.
He sat up and made a series of annoyed noises before sputtering out, "What?"
Instead of answering they just looked at him like they were undressing him with their eyes until he glanced away bashfully.
"Yeah so anyways," Steven pulled them from the moment and rolled out his neck before heading straight for his woman and throwing her over his shoulder. "An hour and a half. Then our turn."
An hour and a half later, three girls sat near braindead and completely disheveled as the guys adjusted the mics.
"You think Deepthroat will get the same effect?" Anna mumbled almost inaudibly.
"I can't think," Jasmin sighed. "Head empty, no thoughts."
Connie just giggled dreamily, sitting forward to rest her hand on her chin. "Our boyfriends are the best."
They spoke a bit too soon.
The second they started screaming about fucking girls' titties three collective facepalms were so loud the guys almost burst out laughing.
They hadn't seen anything yet, they were just gearing up.
Jacob slammed the back of his hand against Stevens chest confrontationally as he shrugged. "Oh I'm sorry man, I didn't know!
JK, JK, I knew all along!
And she's sucking on my hose
I go twelve inch deep in the pussy
After twenty minutes you can drive a fucking Jeep in the pussy
Know what I'm talking 'bout?" He grinned and unruly amount but it fit the manic feel of the song perfectly as Hazel scoffed and slugged Jacob's arms.

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To Be Named At A Later Date
General FictionIn this silly song filled AU, we approach the gang from Nova Academy at a different angle, their mutual adoration for music! They start the most random, off kilter band they can. None of their albums make sense together, every song could be either...
CPR and She's So Nice
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