To Be Named At A Later Date

There was a rather silly trend going around right now, and honestly the band was possibly feeding into it a little.

The whole idea was fans sizing up the member closest to them in age of the males to see if they could take them in a bare knuckle fist fight. So, the band had made a Choose Your Character TokTok and made it infinitely worse. Now they could see almost nothing else besides FightTok.

The profiles went as follows:

Name: Steven Universe
Sign: Leo
Birthday: August 15th
Height: 6'11
Special Move: Kiss of life

Many people were certain with every fiber of their being that they couldn't incapacitate Steven (especially with his special being a kiss), but some begged to differ.

'Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. D-Daddy? Sorry...'

'You guys are actually criminally stupid if you think Steven would fight anybody. He's our gentle giant w/big brown eyes. He'd just talk you down.'

'He's tall, play dirty and go right for his nuts.'

"Jesus Christ," Steven mumbled, protecting them with his freehand. "These people are ruthless."

Jacob Olfax
Pisces
March 17th
Height: 6'0
Special Move: Pretty Boy Swag

The fans were more divided on Jacob, which was often was how it was. People either found him a complete mystery because of his ability to chameleon and match people's energies with his own, or thought he was some 16 year old. He was the only other boyishly handsome team member, and though he didn't pay quite as much attention to it as Steven did, he knew how to work it. Everyone was also well aware of his ability to break things with a clenched fist and a lost temper, and how he simply had chosen to stop.

'Dude could wail on you and you wouldn't even see it coming.'

'I'd lose immediately, I'm a sucker for goofballs that can kick my ass.'

'Nah man, I could take him. He's quick but he's scrawny.'

Jacob chuckled. "Yeah, they always say that until I start taking off my clothes."

Adam looked to him until Jacob felt the impossibly nearly purple eyes boring into him. He regarded Adam back, trying to fight off a blush and keep the contact. Ultimately, he couldn't take it and turned away.

Adam chuckled with delight at the intensity of his blush. "I could take you. Clothes on or off."

"Yeah, probably. Don't need to be a cock about it," He grumbled in reply.

Artez (Hazel) Tabb
July 9th
Cancer
Height: 6'5
Special Move: Backside Participation

'I'll take Hazel guys, don't worry.'

'No, no," Another commenter insisted. 'I've got it. Backside participation is only beatable by backside participation. Trust me, I've got this.'

Hazel skimmed through them and huffed. "Are all my fans just... gay for me?"

"Uh huh," They chorused.

"You did kind of bait them," Alex pointed out.

Hazel shrugged. "If that ass to' in half, they can't do shit."

"Facts," Steven replied.

Adam Johansson
November 1st
Scorpio
5'6
Special Move: Big Poppa Knows Best Combo