To Be Named At A Later Date

CPR and She's So Nice

"Smack her in the pussy
When I pee it burns
Let it burn like George Bushy
I regret to inform you I fucked your girl's pussy
Man I swear I didn't know," The guys were obviously drunk now, though the girls could thing of a time when they could've drank an amount of alcohol to get this wasted. Had they passed out at some point? It couldn't have been a moment they'd hold on to them they all started shouting together, "JK, JK, JK, JK I knew all along!"

Stevens body language said he was lamenting  as he rocked back and forth clutching at his curls, but his voice held a stupid version of cockiness as he forced his giggles to stop long enough to get his lines out.

Honestly, the girls almost expected to have to break up another (yes another but not what one might think) drunk fight between the four of them but they laughed and resumed into their normal position with Adam singing the front vocals and the rest singing surprisingly sweet backing vocals.

"But she's so nice
She's so huge
She's so nice~...
But, she's so nice
She's so nice
She's so nice," Adam's voice fit perfectly as the music disappeared into an a cappella tag for a moment, Hazel, Steven and Jacob creating a perfect three part harmony as Adam forged back into the line. "She lets me use her body,"

They combined for the chorus again in almost perfect unison. "She's so nice
She's so nice
She's so nice.
She's so nice
She's so nice
She's so nice,"

Jacob cupped his hands around his light and shouted, "Yeah, I treat her like a bitch!"

Hazel choked back laughter and grabbed it "I fuck her in the ass
And I fuck her in the tits."

Steven was mid giggle and trying to avoid the shocked eye contact of their girlfriends as he tried to keep the energy. "And if she can't handle that
Then I let her suck my dick,"

Adam made like he was squinting at Hazel. "And her man is coming back
So Id better make it quick."

Hazel didn't acknowledge him but bulked up and stood a bit taller. "You know who you are you piece of shit
Your girlfriends always sucking on my dick
Like a slim jim stick!"

Jacob managed to shove Steven hard enough for him to bump into the others as the alcohol started taking full effect. "So next time you go down on her clit
Tell me how my dick tastes,"

The all bellowed at each other as if it was a specific challenge. "Tell me how my mother fucking dick tastes!"

Three completely mortified girlfriends left her jaws hanging open as they tried to comprehend their men all singing about fucking each other's girlfriends. They had wrote their song about all of their men, and each other's men, but that was just an extra treat they got to muse about themselves.

But the fact that the men had turned a fist fight into a song where they fucked each other's girlfriends and made fun of each other about it was absolutely hysterical to them all.

At this point, there was three women chugging alcohol so they could catch up and cackling at the top of their lungs. Silly. Stupid. Another descriptive word. Whatever they were, it just hit as too funny to breathe instead of laugh.

The guys stumbled out and laid on the floor in a heap.

"Steven, you're a trillion degrees," Hazel complained, trapped under Jacob partially who was trapped under Adam mostly.

He grunted and tried to move. "No dice. Too drunk. Plus, it'll be easier for them to kill us if we're all in one spot."

"That's what you drunk idiot fucks get," Alex told them emphatically. "You're lucky you don't get dumped."

"Ah ah ah, we said anything goes. And..." Jacob ran his hand through his hair, now slightly damp with sweat. "Everything went."

"I'm so fucking drunk," Adam lamented. "Chugging a FourLoko was stupid. Chugging two was suicide."

Connie raised an eyebrow as their laughter died out. "Two FourLokos? I'll bring you buckets, but then you're going to be miserable right here until you can move."

"Group cuddles," They demanded in faltering unison. "Group cuddle puddle."

Anna snorted. "Didn't you just say you were roasting alive? Do our boys really wanna be that close to each other that bad?"

Adam opened an eye and grunted. "Watch it, little girl. I'm drunk but I'm not blackout drunk. I'll remember this moment." Then he proceeded to pass out on the spot for a second or two.

Jasmin eyed Steven, glassy eyed and pale. "How many did you have, Starboy?"

Steven counted on fingers trapped beneath the rest of the men. "I'd say maybe like... 8? S'cause I'm magic. Can take more than these bitches. Fuck yeah."

They briefly caught one hand making a hang loose sign and shook their heads with smirks overcoming them as they got a bit loopy too.

"Well, we're going to have a naked pillow fight upstairs. You boys are welcome to join when you learn to share," Jasmin told them. "Come on Alex. We'll feed you cookies!"

Alex hopped up and threw a smug, royal look towards the boys. "I'm one of the girls now. I'm just special like that."

Jacob hummed as he reoriented himself from a quick death he had just overcome. He nudged Hazel coyly. "Hear that?"

"Think I did, brother. He wants us to treat him like one of the girls."

Alex rolled his eyes as his cheeks turned crimson. "Keep dreaming."

"Keep wearing those yoga leggings and you've got yourself a deal." Steven made a sound halfway between a chuckle and a groan as Alex sauntered after the women like the queen he was.

They were quiet, enjoying the dynamic of their wildly stupendous relationship with each other when Adam sat up quickly for a drunk. He gagged briefly but shook it off with a question. "Did... did they say when we learn to share?"

They maneuvered a bit to glance at each other and grin.