"Baby, I could slow down If that's what you need me to do We can go another round Maybe to a new altitude"
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Ant and Alaska were laying down on a table, they used one of the inflatable penis' as a pillow, luckily she had a blanket in her book bag since her and Ant had a picnic date planned, but that's not happening anymore
"Ally. Ally. Ally. Ally" Missy repeated waking the girl up, "Mm" she groaned
"Come with me" Missy said as Alaska moved Ant's arm from off of her waist, getting off of the table and following Missy
"I-its talking to me. Do you hear it?" Missy asked sitting in a chair as Alaska sat across her lap, "Here, listen" Missy said grabbing a stapler
Let's just say, the two girls were more than over dehydrated, and they're both half asleep
"Oh! I hear it" Alaska said wide eyed as Missy nodded playing with the stapler
"Amerie! Ant!" Darren whisper yelled shaking Amerie as Quinni was shaking Ant away, "Wake up!" Darren whispered yelled to both of them
"Five more minutes" Amerie groaned as Ant looked at them confused, "It's Missy and Alaska" Darren said as the two got up right away and followed them
"Reckon its a dog?"
"Silly little dog"
"So hurt"
"You know, i dont know why i said i was ok with it" Missy said looking between the stapler and Alaska
The two had post it notes on their fingers as long nails
"She was not ok with it!" Alaska whispered to the stapler, "She's right, im not!" Missy almost cried as Darren, Amerie, Quinni and Ant made their way into the storage room where Missy and Alaska were
"Missy? Ally?"
"Shit!"
"Stop!"
"You guys are right. Sasha trampled my heart so bad"
"So bad!"
"Now, i think i like white boys!" Missy cried, "Nooo!" Alaska added crying with her as Darren threw their hand over their mouth
"We're almost on season two of Blue's Clues and we started yesterday morning!"
"Laska?" Ant asked concerned staring at his girlfriend, "Missy, Ally, are you ok?"
"Excuse us, we're talking" Alaska said stinking the post it note on her forehead
"What did they take?"
"Red cordial"
"Do you hear it?" Alaska whispered as Missy held the stapler between the two as if it was a phone, "Hm?"
"Mhm" they nodded before screaming as Missy pushed the stapler down on their ears
"Sugar high. They're super dehydrated. They need water. Now" Darren said passing Amerie the juice bottle
"This is your fault. You are coming with me" Amerie turned towards Ant as she threw the other juice bottle at him
"Watch Laska?" Ant whispered to Spider who nodded, Amerie went over to the window and opened it
"I love you, Laska" Ant said kissing her forehead, as him and Amerie went out the window, Sasha closing and locking it behind them
"Reckon we can go past the dunnies? Gotta poo real bad" Ant asked looking at Amerie
The two began to walk further but stopped when Jim turned the corner, "Ha. Gotcha" he said as the two began to spray him with silly string before running off
"What's this? You two!" Jim yelled before chasing them
"Quick in there!" Ant yelled as they ran over to the only door open, and is just so happened to be Jims groundskeeper office room
Amerie hurridely closed the door behind Ant as they both were panting
"I have a ring leader and the idiot cornered in my shed. Over" he said into his walkie talkie
"Jim! The parents are here. Get them out!" Woodsy yelled
"We are so screwed. Why did i think this was a good idea?" Amerie began to pace
"I gotta go. It's real bad now" Ant said holding his stomach , "JoJo's not coming. She was never gonna come" Amerie shook her head
"The brown trout's about to swim upstream"
"It's all been for fucking nothing!" Amerie yelled, "It's over! We blew it!"
"I dont know. I think i kind of deserve this. I think it's like, karma or God's punishment"
"Are you talking about the protect, Alaska and Missy, or a poo? I'm lost now"
"Jesus" Ant said once he stood up straight noticing the picture of Jesus on a cupboard. He fell onto his knees, "Its a sign. I'm sorry, Jesus. I'm sorry for what i did"
"What? What are you talking about? What did you do? Oh, did you cheat on Alaska!" Amerie gasped before yelling as Ant began to cry
"Ant!" she yelled hitting his arm
"Harper didnt make the anonymous call to DOCS, i did" he blurted as Amerie stared at him, "What?"
"We just did it to get SLTs cancelled, didnt think it would do this far" he admitted as Amerie grabbed his shirt
"Who is we? Spider?"
"He just wrote your names on the map... " Ant said as Amerie let go of him, pushing him into the bins , "Spider really hates me that much?"
"It's not like that Amerie, its-"
"Yeah?"
"Look, out of everyone in SLT's, you spend the most time with Jojo, and, yeah, Dusty reckoned that.... I dont know, its the only way anyone would believe it"
"Dusty?"
"Yeah. It was all his idea. He said if i didnt he would ban Laska and I dating in the friend group" Ant admitted
