"Baby, I could slow down If that's what you need me to do We can go another round Maybe to a new altitude"
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Woodsy looked up once she noticed everyone rushing into her office, "If this is about the comments thread the IT guy is on paternity leave, and ive been on the phone for the last hour to the Internet provider-"
"Ham sandwhich?" Spider asked placing a plate on Woodsy's desk, "It's homemade" he added smiling
"That's a bribe" Amerie scoffed
"Amerie...." Jojo put a hand up
"What? it's literally pork-barreling"
"It's a tasty treat the boys and i whipped up as part of their outdoor activity program" Voss smiled, Woodsy opened the sandwich
"Thank you very much. I am very peckish, as it happens" she said taking a bite of the sandwhich, "Oh, yeah. very nice. What's your secret?"
"Cum-in"
"Cum what?" Alaska scrunched her nose
"If we could get away for the topic of cum, for one second thatd be great" Jojo smiled
"CUMLORDS!" Ant coughed, Alaska hit his arm, he smiled before putting her infront of him, his arms going around her waist
"Thank you, Anthony. Helpful as always. What is the problem?"
"I'm concerned that Mr. Voss and his man squad feel like they've got a monopoly on all the sport spaces"
"It's not my fault nobody watches women's sports" Voss shrugged, the six girls in the room turned to him
"Hey!"
"What?"
"Not true"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Boys are sportier, all right? It's basic science"
"No, it's gendered bullshit" Alaska rolled her eyes
"The eradication of which is one of my main campaign points!" Sasha smiled pointing at her
"And they're using the football oval to make tedious political points" Voss said going back on topic
"Im not sure what roasting a pig has to do with any kind of educational curriculum" Jojo shook her head
"Well done, Jojo" Woodsy pointed at her
"If you give a man a fish, he'll be hungry the next day. But if you teach a man to fish-"
"It's a pig" Alaska cut him off
"Ok, if the boys think that they're so sporty, why dont they face off against us? Game of footy. Winner gets pick of the sport spaces" Amerie nodded
Missy and Alaska smirked at one another, at least it was something they're good at
"All right, you're on"
"Get ready to watch and learn how a real athlete uses her body, dickheads" Missy smirked, putting her arm around Alaska as they left
"Move that stupid pig and we'll see you on the oval mid-day tomorrow"
"Ok, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out" Woodsy pointed towards the door
Sasha, Missy and Alaska ran over to Malakai and Amerie, Alaska had no idea what was going on but she was nosey and wanted to know
"You cant make the SLTs your platform" Sasha said looking at Amerie, Amerie looking away from Malakai, turning towards the three
"Why not? Im 'Map Bitch. I basically created SLTs"
"Uh, you're just claiming credit for what well all made happen"
"Wait, thats so true!" Alaska nodded, "if the school wasnt sluts, there would be no map, meaning there would be no SLT class, my God, i think i should run for school captain"
"She's right, you're claiming credit for what we all made happen, also you'd be a good school captain" Missy added
"You think?" Alaska smiled, Sasha rolled her eyes looking at the two girls
"Yeah and if you still think you're in the race after all what everyone's been saying about you on the Bird Psycho thread, you're out of your mind" Sasha interrupted the two
"What thread?" Malakai questioned confused
"That's not even a thing" Amerie shook her head
"Fifth-seven comments? Are you kidding me? You're political poison. Do you really think people are going to vote for someone who chucked a shit in an Ikea display toilet? You're splitting the vote. If both of us run, you're basically handing the captaincy to Spider"
"Definitely food for thought, Sasha, thank you so much" Amerie smiled, walking away dragging Malakai along
"That Bird Psycho thread is right. You really are a selfish bitch!" Sasha yelled after her
"You know, im totally gonna run. Like, i would so win" Alaska smiled
"Oh, ill be your vice" Missy smiled
"but you're my vice?" Sasha furrowed her brows
"i can be both, come on!" Missy smiled, her and Alaska walking away
"Its up to 68 comments" Alaska spoke up looking at her phone, "Im a monster" Amerie sighed
"You're just an equal opportunity arsehole" Darren spoke up, putting their safety goggles on
"The good new is, if we trace back the data to Year 7, we have a very clear list of suspects" Quinni smiled standing up, she unrolled the paper, Quinni was holding the paper above her head and it still trailed on the floor
"Where do i ever start with this? Who the hell is Maureen Takada?" Amerie asked confused
"Oh, that's the girl you egged when she got out of the hospital" Harper spoke up
"Oh, my God"
"She just got her appendix out. I mean, come on, drama queen" Darren said rolling their eyes
"We just have to systematically work through the list and figure out who had the most capacity to airdrop the photo. I pain on going and interrogating our first suspect tonight. Who wants to come with me?" Quinni questioned excitedly
"Ohhh, ill come!" Alaska said excitedly
"Thank you, Ally. The sooner we figure out who bird Psycho is, the sooner we can get your campaign back on track"
"Am, relax. Malakai knows you're a good person"
"How could he after all this?" Amerie sighed, "I just need to block out all the negative noise and show him that im actually a big ol' sweetheart. A sweetheart he wants to bang a lot"
"How romantic"
"Ok, cool. SO basically lock him in a room until he accepts you're a great person?" Harper questioned, Amerie had a look of realization on her face
"I love you!" Amerie smiled, kissing her foreheard
