I know it won't work? HBH? Spider & Ant

3rd person pov

"Oi. So cemetery tomorrow?" Dusty asked looking at the four, "Yeah"

"It's gonna be a rager"

"Oi, uh, what's the cemetery?" Darren asked turning to Dusty

"None ya biz, bong water" Spider scoffed, Darren made a face before turning to the front

"Ladybug, you coming?" Spider asked looking at the girl

"You want me to come to a cemetery? Fuck no" she shook her head leaning back in her chair

"Nah, it's an abandoned one, there's a spot where we go to hang when our parents aren't home" Dusty laughed as she nodded

"Mm, ill go. But if i get haunted I'm stabbing you all" she smiled, turning to face the front

"That was hot" Spider said as Ant nodded in agreement

"Okay. Settle down. Thank you" Woodsy said placing Joan of Bark down

"Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Josephine Obah, but you can call me Jojo. Kind of like, "yo-yo", but J" Jojo said laughing, but stopped as no one was laughing with her

She cleared her throat, "Uh, I'm an English teacher, so i know some of you. But I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. Well, your names were on the map in the stairwell. You know, the one that's out of bounds" she said as Malakai put his hand up

"Uh, what Map?" he asked confused, Jojo laughed not believing that he didnt know about it

"Ok, very funny. Look, peeps, we're not dumb. We know a lot of you are sexually active, but we're concerned this map demonstrates a real lack of respect for one another when it comes to sexual relationships. So we want to address it head-on"

Delaney and Ant laughed as Spider did a blow job motion

"This is a special class that aims to give you clear and accessible information about sex and intimacy an-"

"A sexual literacy tutorial" Woodsy said cutting Jojo off, her smile dropping

"SLT. So we're sluts?" Darren questioned as Jojo and Woodsy looked each other, they clearly didnt think that through

"Sluts! Sluts! Sluts! Sluts! Sluts!" they chanted, Spider jumping on his chair humping the air, Ant standing up and doing the same

"That's enough. That's enough. Come on, everyone" Jojo said as the two sat back down, "This class will go back to the basics on sex and relas-"

"Because clearly, you all have a lot to learn in that department" Woodsy said cutting Jojo off once more

"It'll happen twice a week, in your own time" Jojo said, everyone began to groan and complain

"What?"

"No way!"

"You're kidding!"

"No... No, until we judge that you started to respect each other and yourselves. And you've got to attend every class or it'll go on your permanent record"

"Wait, we have permanent records?" Ant asked confused

"This is sex jail!"

"Thanks a lot, Map Bitch" Ant said throwing a paper ball at him

"Oi!" Malakai yelled turning to him

"Map Bitch"

"Sorry. Um, it's actually my first day. I dont think I'm supposed to be in here" he said grabbing his bag, Woodsy looking at him a little confused

"Legend! Made it to the map before you even started!" Spider clapped

"I think we should to the handshake game" Woodsy whispered to Jojo

"That's not the best one to start with-"

"All right, everybody up!" Woodsy said as no one moved, "Up, up, up, up, up, up, up" she repeated as they all stood up

"Ok, now clear these tables to the side, please. And lift them, dont scrape them along the floor..." she trailed off as no one listened to her and scraped the chairs and tables along the floor

"Thank you. Now, i want you all to start walking around the room" she said, but yet again no one moved, "Come on. Walking. Walking. Walking" Woodsy said, eventually everyone began to move around

"Good, you know how to walk. Now, i want you to choose three other people to start shaking hands with" Woodsy said as everyone began to move around

Delaney shook hands with Missy who smiled at her, and then Ant who kissed her hand as she laughed, and then she went to shook hands with Amerie, but Spider moved her hand away

"Not nice, Spider" Delaney said shaking his hand, "I missed your touch" he whispered in her ear

"Good, you know how to shake.  Shaking. And... stop" Woodsy said, Delaney stood in front of Spider, Ant grabbed her hand and interlocked their fingers

"Spencer, you have genital crabs" Woody said, scattered laughs were heard

"Checks out" Darren chuckled

"Not in real life, thank you, Darren, for the purpose of this game. Put your hands up, Spencer. Hand up, Spencer" Woodsy repeated, Spencer rolled his eyes, reluctantly putting his hand up 

"Now. Hands up, who shook hands with Spencer" she asked, Dusty, Ant and Delaney raising their hands

"And who shook hands with them?" Sasha, Harper and Missy's hands went up, "And who shook hands with them?" Malakai, Cash,  and a few other's put their hands up

"And them?" she questioned, by now everyone, but Amerie, had their hand raised

"You all have genital warts" Woodsy said as Spider laughed looking at everyone

"I thought it was crabs?" Malakai asked confused

"Right. Crabs. Thank you, um..."

"Malakai"

"Malakai. Thank you. You all have genital crabs. Except for you, Amerie. Well done. Now. What does this highlight the need for?"

"Uh, to stay away from Sider, he's chat" Cash spoke up as the class laughed once time, "Fuck off, guys"

"No! Condoms" Woodsy said as the bell rang

"Did you? Really?"

"Yeah" Dusty nodded looking at the Map, Delaney sat next to Ant as she was going through her bag for her schedule

"What? No way" Spider said zooming in on Amerie's name which was connected to Dustys

"Hey, um, did we hook up?" Dusty asked looking at Amerie as she was leaving the class, she stopped

"No" Amerie shook her head

"Yeah, i didnt think so, but it says here-"

"It isn't anything, Dusty" Amerie said softly

"There's a like a... It's like a gold line between our names?" Dusty said confused as Spider stood and walked over to the two

"Gold line means destined. Yeah, like destined to be. She wants you, Dusty" Spider said as Amerie looked at him before walking away

"Simp!" he yelled after her

"You're a real dick, you know?" Delaney frowned grabbing her bag, "Del" he sighed, but she was already gone and running after Amerie