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Rikiontop
Uhm this isn't okay

Parkelsame
What happened?

Rikiontop
Me, Jay and jakey hyung were having dinner today

Heheeveryone
And lemme guess you pissed your pants?

Rikiontop
What no

Parkelsame
Jerked yourself thinking about me baby?

Rikiontop
No, would rather think of sun

Parkelsame
Ouch

Islayiknow
Aww ~

Sheepjungwon
So what happened?

Rikiontop
I literally asked Jay hyung to pass me the salt

Sheepjungwon
And

Rikiontop
He freaking threw Jakey hyungie at me

Heheeveryone
NO is my baby okay?

Simyunss
I am
But this bitch literally pushed me so bad

Jayparkwho
Oh shut up, you know you are too salty for us

Islayiknow
Sunghoon's is more salty to be honest

Sheepjungwon
Sunghoon's not sunghoon... That says a lot

Heheeveryone
It definitely did

Sheepjungwon
If you add 'uwu' at the end of the sentences then it makes it sound

Islayiknow
You're right uwu

Rikiontop
It's true uwu

Heheeveryone
I'm gonna kill everyone of you uwu

Jayparkwho
Please don't uwu

Simyunss
Fuck yourself uwu I'm gonna poke knives in your asses uwu

Parkelsame
You freaking shits uwu

Sheepjunwon
Alright alright stop y'all

Jayparkwho
Lol I just saw riki glancing at his face in the glass, but his face is in wierd shape

Parkelsame
He's so stupid

Heheeveryone
I know right

Parkelsame
I can't believe I'm ready to die for this stupid

Jayparkwho
Let's everyone introduce ourselves again as if we all are meeting for the first time

Sheepjungwon
Stupid but okay

Heheeveryone
I'm lee Heeseung, handsome and hot af while the partner of the most beautiful man ever.

Rikiontop
I'm Nishimura Riki, simping over a man who is taken but can't move one from him because he's too hot and adorable to handle, Sim Jaeyun

Heheeveryone
And that's your mom you shit

Rikiontop
Whatever

Islayiknow
I'm Kim Sunoo, the most perfect man you can ever see and cute as hell but even hot as fuck. What more do you wanna know? People are dieing from my hotness

Parkelsame
Real babe

Jayparkwho
Jay Park, dating wonnie, loves to cook

Islayiknow
Oh-

Sheepjungwon
I love to sing and dance. I'm dating Jay hyung and loves him a lot. My favourite food : Jay hyung cooks
My favourite fruit : Jay hyung brought
My name : Jay hyung calls me jungwon

Simyunss
Everytime this kid talks he'd like "jAy hYunG"

Parkelsame
I'm park sunghoon, the ice prince, too handsome and hot to handle, vampire, has two pretty af boyfriends. Horny af

Islayiknow
The last line is too real

Rikiontop
Like true I can verify too

Simyunss
Lee jaeyun, Gay

Jayparkwho
Oh?

Heheeveryone
Aren't you gonna introduce me?

Simyunss
Yeah he's my ex boyfriend

Rikiontop
I FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE? M

heheeveryone
Shut the fuck up and babe it was a bad way to tell that we are married

Simyunss
Yeah he's my husband

Jayparkwho
Wait we totally forgot about out plan

Parkelsame
Time for plan G

Islayiknow
Don't you mean plan B?

Parkelsame
No we tried plan B a long time again and plan C has technical issues

Heheeveryone
What about plan D

Parkelsame
Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt one hour ago

Sheepjungwon
What about plan E?

Parkelsame
We are skipping it as I die in plan E

Simyunss
I love Plan E let's go with it