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Simyunss
PARK SUNGHOON AND NISHIMURA RIKI

Jayparkwho
Here we go again

Heheeveryone
You woke me up 😭

Simyunss
How did I?

Heheeveryone
I'm your husband baby, you literally shouted while writing here while sleeping next to me

Islayiknow
I always forget that these two got married last month

Heheeveryone
And life had been perfect after that

Simyunss
A little too perfect
1- being with my loml
2- not being able to live with those shits

Jayparkwho
Yeah and as you mover with heeseung it's me who has to listen to him pounding in you every night

Islayiknow
Glad I took the other room, your both windows are in front of each other

Simyunss
Oh just shut the fuck up. We don't even fuck daily. Don't forget it's YOU who does it

Heheeveryone
Like you horny son fucker just keep the windows close from next time and please the CURTAINS TOO

Rikiontop
Imagine waking up in middle of night to hear moans and when you look in the direction you see Jay hyung ruining Jungwon's jiggly ass

Sheepjungwon
Oh hell to you

Islayiknow
Oh but no I confirm, they fuck every day

Parkelsame
Can we like finally change the house then? Jake moved away so sunoo can come with us while jungwon may move in

Simyunss
Do whatever y'all want idc but Remember if anyone of yours house rots of sex then I'll fucking kill y'all.

Rikiontop
Alright alright

Simyunss
ALSO YOU TWO

Parkelsame
Ah shit I thought he forgot

Rikiontop
W-we explain

Sheepjungwon
They seems like those cheating boyfriends caught up by their boys

Islayiknow
Not their girls?

Sheepjungwon
Nahh not cool, girl x girl is better

Islayiknow
But how do they have sex with each other?

Heheeveryone
Why do you need to know that 😭

Islayiknow
Was curious

Jayparkwho
You should be Curious about why your boyfriends are getting their shit together

Simyunss
Both of you explain

Heheeveryone
Explain what ?

Islayiknow
Explain what ?

Simyunss
They crashed my car...

Jayparkwho
The new one? 😨

Islayiknow
How many cars does he even have?

Simyunss
Three

Heheeveryone
Two mine

Rikiontop
Just open a taxi service with this

Simyunss
How about just opening your body to pull out your freaking organs and selling them to people who needs it

Sheepjungwon
That sounds illegal and helpful at the same time

Jayparkwho
Real

Rikiontop
Well so right, me and hoonie were in the car as he was driving when there was a deer in front of us

Islayiknow
Not heeseung hyung explain, why we're you in front of them

Heheeveryone
Stfu

Islayiknow
What a shit

Rikiontop
I shouted "hoonie deer" To warn him but he smiled and patted my thighs "yes honey" He replied

Parkelsame
I mean how could I know

Simyunss
I really wish your dad didn't slam that shit in your mom that day, you wouldn't have born then

Jayparkwho
Ikr like using a condom would have ben better choice

Sheepjungwon
Nah that's a waste of resources

Heheeveryone
Still it wouldn't have been waste of those other resources he wasted by living for these years

Parkelsame 
I-
I FUCKING HATE Y'ALL I SWEAR TO BITD Y'ALL TO DEATH BEING A VAMPIRE AND SUCK THAT BLOODY SHIT OF YOUR BODY

simyunss
That's what bitches do