Limo Driver: GREAT! now i'll have to spend my own money to fix that!
Agent 4: Too baaaaad so saaaaaaaaad!
Y/N: ...Well it seems you've gone back to your annoying energetic attitude, what happened to your hangover?
Agent 4: Im aaaaaaaaaaaallll better! i just had to take some heroine and a cup of water and now im good!
She said while picking glass shards out of her body and eyes
Y/N: Ooooofcourse that would make you feel better.
Limo Driver: ...So where are you two heading off to this early in the morning?
Y/N: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Agent 4: Just drive dammit!
Limo Driver: First of all, i work for Pearl so you cant boss me around and second of all HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHERE WE NEED TO GO!!!
Agent 4: Oh mah bad! we need to go to inkopolis square!
Limo Driver: Why?
Agent 4: The fuck you mean why? just drive you stupid-
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Pearl POV:
She stood outside of Y/N's bedroom door and was aggressively knocking it
Pearl: Hey Y/N! Open up! There's this new videogame I wanna try out with you before I have to go to work!
After a few more knocks she just opened the door only to see no Y/N but instead a note on his bed which read:
Note: srry out with 4! Doing important work stuff so I want be around all day
Pearl: What the hell kinda job requires you to get up at 6 in the morning!?
She put the note down and left the room to head downstairs where like usual, marina sat in the kitchen while eating cereal
Pearl: Yo marina!
Marina: Good morning! Is Y/N up yet!
Pearl: No, he left a note saying that he had some "important work stuff" to do with 4. Which I already know is NOT true!
Marina: Hmmm I bet their work place was short on workers and they had to fill in
Pearl: THAT... actually kinda makes sense...
She sat down next to marina and started to eat the waffles that were already left for her on the table
Pearl: Hey by the way, I hired a new limo driver because the old one kinda sucked yo!
Marina: Oh that's a shame...
Pearl: But trust me! This new one should be a MILLION times better than that stinking old one!
Marina: Yeah your probably right! I'm sure he's a nice and calm likeable person!
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Limo Driver: God i hate inkling overpopulation...
Unfortunately the limo was now stuck in traffic.
its been like this for a while now.
The limo driver leaned his arms on the horn of the limo because honking your horn at traffic helps a lot
Y/N laid on the cold floor of the limo while Agent 4 leaned on the pole that was in the limo while eating a cigarette
Agent 4: Hey do any of y'all know why there's a pole in here? because i know for a FACT that Pearl and Marina ain't getting any action with anybody in here
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Romancewar... its what led humanity to its downfall!!! OH THE HUMANITY! with only a couple humans surviving the mass extinction! and one of those humans being none other than y/n HIMSELF, and after many MANY years of being cyrogenically frozen he finally...
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