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How you met

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Stan- you were at one of his football games. You had just gotten dragged there because Wendy needed emotional support for when she was gonna break up with him there. She made you stand by and watch as she broke up with Stan. After Wendy left you went up to Stan and told him you were sorry for how brutal Wendy's way of breaking up with him was. She exchanged numbers and became friends.

Kyle- you were doing history homework in the library. Kyle was there just looking at book. He saw the topic you were writing about. You seemed to be struggling. He walked over to you and handed you a book on the subject. You thanked him. This started a conversation between you two and you exchanged numbers.

Cartmen- you were eating at KFC. You were justing eating your chicken and watching ad he cussed out a waiter. He was arguing because he didn't ahev enough money. You were getting pissed about how loud he was being. You got up, went over to the counter and paid for the food silently. The next day at school he went up to you and said. "Thank you, you ugly hoe." And you've been friends ever since

Kenny- you had gotten really into thrifting. You were just browsing the clothes when you accidentally bumped into Kenny. You thought he was pretty cute so yall chatted for awhile. And the next day at school you continued to talk to one another. Yall are bestie now

Butters- Butters was struggling in a subject. (You can pick what subject) His parents were gonna ground him if he didn't get tutoring. So they signed him up. You ended up being his tutor. The session was mostly just talking and chatting towards the end though.

Clyde- you were friends with Jimmy so he introduced you to Clyde.

Craig- you were at the pet store, getting something for your pet, and you accidentally bumped into each other. You turned to each other and simultaneously flipped each other off. Seeing as they did it at the same time, they gave each other and nod and a little smirk. You wrote down your numbered and stuffed it into his hands. After that you kinda were just friends with benefits

Tolkien- you were shopping at (whatever store you want) and Tolkien's mom was there. She had also dragged Tolkien along. You bumped into Tolkien's mom. You said "oh- sorry Mrs. Black" she said you were really polite. When you walked away, his mom told Tolkien to go talk to you. She has shipped yall from the start.

Jimmy- you were dragged to his comedy show. He noticed he wasn't making you laugh. He called you up on stage and just starts shamelessly flirting with you. You were a blushing mess. At the end he asked you for your number. You said yes. And left the show a blushing mess

Tweek- you were a blossoming caffeine addict. You started becoming a regular at Tweak Bros. Coffee. Tweek started to have a crush on you after seeing you come in everyday. One day after correctly guessing your order, he wrote his name/number on the cup. You texted him later.

Scott Malkinson- it was your first day of class. Mr. Garrison told you to sit next to Scott. He looked up at you and gave you his usual greeting. "Hi, I'm Scott Malkinson, and I have diabetes" She gave an awkward greeting in return. Cartmen started making fun of his lisp. You told Cartmen to f off. Scott has had a small crush on you ever since

Micheal- you were at Spencer's, shopping for (whatever you want to shop for). You caught sight of a goth kid in there. You went up yo him and complimented his earing. He complimented your (whatever your want to be complimented on) you wrote down your number and slid it into his pocket. You winked at him, paid for your item and walked out.

Pete- you worked at Tweak Bros. Coffee. Tweek warned you about the goth kids that would come in each day. You thought Tweek was just being crazy until they actually came in one day. The all ordered plain black coffee. The only thing you would complain about them is the fact that they all smelled heavily of cigarette smoke. This one kid, with a red streak would always blush and whisper to his friends when he saw you. One day  he asked for your number. You wrote it on his cup

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