South Park Preferences

This was a request by Saebyeokandkpop! This is an NSFW chapter per request.

Stan- im pretty sure I've wrote this on another chapter before, but yall have not only been caught by his parents. One time he was hanging out with you and Kyle, Kyle left for the bathroom and yall thought yall could sneak a quickie on his bed. So you started to give him a handjob in his bed but Kyle came in as he was finishing. Kyle was traumatized.

Kyle- this man is careful. VERY CARFEUL... but the only thing he isnt so careful about is when yall are making out. So you were sitting on his lap and making out but Ike walked in and screamed. And when I say, this man DOVE AWAY FROM YOU.

Cartmen-
this man has no shame. Who hasn't walked in on you?
His mom just doesn't bother coming in if the door is closed at this point.

Kenny- them doors at his house have no locks. His dad walked in once and it started a huge fight. Kenny had to spend the night at your house.for both of your guys safety. Then you guys fucked at your house. The nerve of this one.

Butters-
Cartmen once caught you giving him a blow job. His parents weren't home, he was grounded and you snuck over. Yall were getting it on and cartmen was trying to go suck Butters into whatever scheme he came up with now. You were... well.. you read the first sentence when he walked in. (Idk how he got, oily mf)

Scott T- 
There's not alot of people who can catch you since, Lianne always knocks, Cartmen doest bother with him and his parents are dead... but one time you were riding him when Dylan and Nathan climbed through his window cause yall were gonna go get drunk together. They screamed, you screamed, the laughed, you didnt.

Kevin- .
You guys have very little privacy at his house, but that doesn't stop you guys from trying to be sneaky. The closest you've ever gotten to being caught is Kenny catching you two making out. That's the closest.

Trent-
he locks the door because he had an extreme lack of privacy in jail.

Scott M-
not specifically you two getting freaky, but you did catch him reading some really spicy star trek fanfiction.

Craig-
Tweek and Tolkien once found you guys in your underwear, smoking weed in your bedroom as they were coming over and you guys forgot. You freaked out when they saw you, but he was too high to care.

Tweek-
his parents found you guys making out while he was on break in the backroom. You weren't allowed to work together for awhile.

Clyde-
yall were grinding on eachother behind the school. The goth kids found you guys because that was their usual spot. You guys didn't leave until Firkle pulled out his switch blade.

Tolkien-
haha. Nice try, this bish locks his door.

Jimmy-
you were giving him a lap dance backstage before his comedy show and one of the stage crew saw you guys, but you didn't notice until the stage crew person posted a video of it and it went
viral.

Micheal-
you two were fuvking on his couch, no body was home. Pete, Henri and Firkle came over without telling him. They saw you tow through the window.

Pete-
he legit forgot Firkle was over and you were giving him a bj in his room. Firkle legit came back from the bathroom and he just walked right out. "Hell no."

Damien-
same as Tolkien.

Pip-
Estella (omg should I add her???) Caught you guys, while all of the foreign kids and you guys were and Yardale together. Pip and you were making out in the library.

Gregory-
Wendy caught you guys fucking in the teacher's bathroom because she's a hall monitor and she overheard you guys oh so slightly. That was the last Gregory did that, and the first time he got detention.

Christophe-
yall were on a mission for LA Resistance. Gregory caught Christophe fuvkjng you in the woods in the middle of the mission. You guys got yelled at, he didn't care.

Wendy-
she locks the door too.

Bebe-
Hahaha. Yall got caught be Clyde fuvkjng at a party. He asked to join, Bebe slapped him, Clyde was sad.

Henrietta-
Her boss caught you making out at work and you guys got fired on the spot.