Rants, Poems and Randomness

stole the idea from indigo lmao, they just updated their incorrect quotes

so i thought it'd be hilarious if i put me and my friend group, the Canada Gang (aka me, Rain (Quiet_shadow_248), Indigo (Always_Indigo) and Tsuki (Jimmy_Solidarity)) into the incorrect quotes generator to see wtf would happen- 

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Indigo: I am a responsible adult!

Rain: *raises brow*

Indigo: I am an adult.

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Arlo: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Rain: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Arlo: My unending existence is fueled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

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Rain: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

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Arlo: Rain, you love me, right?

Rain: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

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Arlo: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Indigo: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Arlo: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Indigo: Working sucks.

Indigo: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

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Waiter: What would you like?

Arlo: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Rain: *blushes*

Arlo: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

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Arlo: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Rain: It was me...

Arlo: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Arlo: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Indigo: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Arlo: Wait... you eat shaving cream?

Indigo: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Arlo: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.

Indigo: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.

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Arlo: No problemo!

Arlo, internally: But it was all problemo.

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Tsuki: Something's off.

Arlo: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.