Rants, Poems and Randomness

incorrect quotes

Tsuki: No, but that's funny.

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Rain: Say no to drugs.

Indigo: Say yes to drugs.

Arlo: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

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Indigo: How stupid do you think I am?!

Arlo: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Rain: Tsuki... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Tsuki: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Rain:

Rain: I wrote sanitize, Tsuki.

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Arlo: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Arlo: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

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Indigo: Why is Arlo crying on the floor?

Tsuki: They're drunk.

Indigo: And?

Tsuki: They saw a picture of Rain's spouse.

Indigo: But they're Rain's spouse.

Tsuki: I know.

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Tsuki: It's too early in the morning for this.

*sent at 11:57 AM*

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and then i decided to throw Sylver (Pearlescentmoon12335) and Cat (LDShadowLady301) into the mix-

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Arlo: we could make a boys club!

Sylver: Im non-binary.

Arlo:

Arlo: Anti-girls club.

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Sylver: Cat, what are you doing?

Cat: Making chocolate pudding.

Sylver: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Cat: Because I've lost control of my life.

Cat: Here's your pudding, Arlo.

Arlo: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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(this is my favorite one-)

Indigo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Cat: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Indigo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Arlo: Actually I did the math, Cat would have $225, not $0.15.

Cat: Fam I'm right here....

Tsuki: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Indigo: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Tsuki: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Indigo: :(

Arlo: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Cat would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Tsuki: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Arlo: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Sylver: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Arlo: Apply juice to what.

Sylver: Directly to the forehead.

Cat: Great chat everyone.

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Sylver: Hey, Tsuki you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.

Tsuki: Have you ever been to a mortuary?

Sylver: Yea, my grandma lives there.

Arlo: That is the worst response to that question.

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Cat: I can't imagine what Tsuki is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Cat: Rain, you're in charge!

Arlo: Rain, can we start a fire?

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Indigo: *chokes on something*

Cat: Jeez, Indigo, don't die on us.

Indigo: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

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Cat: Tsuki's first detention, I'm so proud.

Sylver: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Rain: Because they're an idiot.

Arlo, terrified: They can do that??

behold, chaos

might make a part 2, idk lmao