Tsuki: No, but that's funny.
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Rain: Say no to drugs.
Indigo: Say yes to drugs.
Arlo: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
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Indigo: How stupid do you think I am?!
Arlo: You really want an honest answer to that?
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Rain: Tsuki... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Tsuki: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Rain:
Rain: I wrote sanitize, Tsuki.
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Arlo: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Arlo: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Indigo: Why is Arlo crying on the floor?
Tsuki: They're drunk.
Indigo: And?
Tsuki: They saw a picture of Rain's spouse.
Indigo: But they're Rain's spouse.
Tsuki: I know.
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Tsuki: It's too early in the morning for this.
*sent at 11:57 AM*
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and then i decided to throw Sylver (Pearlescentmoon12335) and Cat (LDShadowLady301) into the mix-
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Arlo: we could make a boys club!
Sylver: Im non-binary.
Arlo:
Arlo: Anti-girls club.
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Sylver: Cat, what are you doing?
Cat: Making chocolate pudding.
Sylver: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Cat: Because I've lost control of my life.
Cat: Here's your pudding, Arlo.
Arlo: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
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(this is my favorite one-)
Indigo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Cat: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Indigo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Arlo: Actually I did the math, Cat would have $225, not $0.15.
Cat: Fam I'm right here....
Tsuki: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Indigo: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Tsuki: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Indigo: :(
Arlo: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Cat would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Tsuki: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Arlo: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Sylver: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Arlo: Apply juice to what.
Sylver: Directly to the forehead.
Cat: Great chat everyone.
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Sylver: Hey, Tsuki you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Tsuki: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Sylver: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Arlo: That is the worst response to that question.
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Cat: I can't imagine what Tsuki is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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Cat: Rain, you're in charge!
Arlo: Rain, can we start a fire?
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Indigo: *chokes on something*
Cat: Jeez, Indigo, don't die on us.
Indigo: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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Cat: Tsuki's first detention, I'm so proud.
Sylver: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Rain: Because they're an idiot.
Arlo, terrified: They can do that??
behold, chaos
might make a part 2, idk lmao

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