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Attack of the Jade Warriors

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Yue, Shifu, and the Five were fighting against the enslaved masters on a roof. Po leaps into the fray.

Po: Enemies of justice! Prepare for-

Po sees one of the Badger Twins, covered in jade stone.

Po: Wha... Are you kidding me? Whoa!

Po crashes into the roof and falls down.

Po: Ow!

Yue, Shifu, the Five, and the enslaved masters stop fighting for a moment to look at him.

Po: Ow!

The fight continues. Shortly after, Po climbs back up the roof.

Po: What's the deal with the green guys?

Yue dodges an arrow as she jumps on top of Porcupines head and kicks him in the face.

Yue: Beats me!

Viper winds around a Badger twin, and Tigress punches it. She winces, shaking her paw.

Tigress: Some kind of jade zombies.

Po: Jade zombies?

Monkey lands near Po.

Monkey and Po: Jombies! *Pointing at each other* Jinx!

Yue: Guys, focus!

Monkey gets hit on the head with one of the Badger's Twin's staffs.

Monkey: Ow!

Monkey is yanked away.

Li: Lotus, be careful!

Huang: You too, Suzhen!

Yue: Don't worry, we're good!

Yue sees the Badger Twins approaching from each side. She jumps high in the air, causing them to crash into each other.

Po: It's okay, Dad, I do this every day!

He gets struck by Master Porcupine, who slams him into a roof.

Po: Whoa. I recognize these guys! The master Badger Twins... with their crushing double gong technique!

The Badgers hit him simultaneously, knocking him deeper into the roof.

Po: OW!

The Badger Twins nod at each other and run off. Po climbs up.

Po: Yeah! That's the one.

Yue: How are they here? Aren't they supposed to be dead?

Po watches Shifu fight a jade master.

Po: And that guy is... *Gasps* No! Master Porcupine!

Porcupine shoots an arrow at Po. Monkey comes up and deflects it back at Porcupine.

Monkey: I thought he died a hundred years ago!

Yue: Same! How did kung fu masters come back from the dead? And what's with the jade look?

Po: These guys are legends!

He brings a painter on the roof.

Po: Get a quick sketch of us.

Yue: Po! Oh, why do I even bother?!

Po fights Porcupine for a moment and does a peace sign after managing to trap him in a hug. Porcupine kicks him in the face and jumps away. Po runs back to the painter.

Po: Did you get it? Did you get it?

He sees the picture of Porcupine kicking him in the face.

Po: Aw, I blinked. Can we... get another one?

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