Strafe: This exorcist army is definitely not gonna be nice to us especially since they know we were with Y/N.
Scattershot: Yea, I'm more worried about what is happening in hell right now we can't even combine into Computron and Y/N could need us.
(So someone said Female Adam would be considered Eve and I thought them to be correct so for now I'll be using Eve but lmk what you guys think)
Eve: Hey Roboys
Strafe: Adam....you have female features now....
Eve: Yes I do and I fucking love my tits, but nevermind that I want you two to build me a big boy.
Strafe: E-err you mean big bot right?
Eve: No... I said big BOY!
Scattershot: Just go with it.
Strafe: Ok why do you want us to build this "big boy"
Eve: Mainly because I want that Robotic fuck down there In hell to Die!
Strafe: .....
Scattershot: O-ok tell us what do you want it to have.
Eve: Eh I'm too lazy to figure out something I want so just give it the abilities that you guys have.
Strafe: O-oh ok "that's not good that would mean giving the new combiner abilities to hack and figure out where anyone is and the ability to cloak itself"
Scattershot: Will do Adam
Eve: Call me Eve or Pussylips
Strafe: I think Eve will do fine...
Eve: Alright Robitches bring me a big boy!
Strafe: Alright alright we'll build it.
Eve: Good *flies away*
Scattershot: How though....
Strafe: Yea that's the problem because.....
Scattershot: You didn't....
Strafe: I did
Scattershot: Where are his remains?
Strafe: I put them in a container that I hid from Y/N if he finds out though I'm dead.
Scattershot: I think he's gonna find out, especially if we have to build bots who can combine.
Strafe: There's also the matter of the enigma of combination which if I recall correctly, lockdown gave it to his earth associates. So it's probably back there.
Scattershot: I mean we would probably be killed either way if Y/N finds out that you kept him BARELY alive and we build a group around him to combine. If the combiner we build destroys hell and Y/Ns friends he'll have our heads but the angels will as well if we don't build it.
Strafe: Yea...Our best case scenario at this point is to just suck it up and build a decepticon group.
Scattershot: Ugh if only we weren't so Dumb and flew into an unknown portal.
Strafe: Well actions have consequences and we are facing them now.
Scattershot: Hold on.....I need you to clarify are we rebuilding or building a group?
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