A Transformable alien in hell? Cool (hazbin hotel x Cybertronian male reader)

Ironhide: *Waking Up* Huh? When did I fall asleep?

Odette: *Sleeping*

Ironhide: Ohh....Uh..."Shit how did this happen?" Ok...*Shaking Odette* Cmon Odette wake up dammit. Cmon get up, get up, get up, get up.

Odette: *Waking up* h-huh? Wh-What happened? WHY ARE WE IN THE SAME BED?!

Ironhide: I DON'T KNOW OK?! I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING!

Y/N: *Opens door* Would you two shut up?!

Ironhide: LOOK AT YOUR FACE! WERE YOU TWO FUCKING?! HOW CAN YOU TELL US TO SHUT UP?!

Y/N: THATS BECAUSE WE WERE KISSING AND NOT MAKING ANY NOISE! YOU TWO ARE YELLING FOR NO REASON!

Ironhide: SO ARE YOU!

Y/N: NO IM NOT!

Clara: What the hell is happening?

Y/N: *Calms down* Alright let's stop the yelling. Why were you two even yelling in the first place?

Odette: Well after we came back from Cybertron we wanted to tell you something but you were already asleep. But....then Ironhide fell asleep because he was tired and we....somehow ended up  in the same bed.

Clara: Ooh sis you got in his bed? Were you tryna get "hot and heavy" with ironhide~?

Odette: *Blushing* N-no Sis be quiet

Y/N: Well nevermind that what did you two want to tell me?

Ironhide: Ermm..well you remember that Darkstone isn't actually the nicest thing to walk right?

Y/N: Right

Ironhide: Well when we went to Cybertron. Me and Grimlock were fighting both him and Starscream and......he killed him.

Y/N: *Shocked* W-what?

Ironhide: Yea we were shocked as well. Darkstone ripped out his spark and blew his head open with no hesitation.

Odette: I mean we knew he was evil but it still doesn't make sense to do that unless he just wanted to look cool.

Y/N: No....Im pretty confident that he does not care of others think of him. This is bad VERY BAD!

Ironhide: Another world destroyer who isn't afraid to kill his own kind.....damn this is worse than fighting in the war man.

Y/N: A War that almost ended in earths devastation and cybertron's abandonment.

Ironhide: You should go to the hotel let everyone know you're alright.

Y/N: But they didn't know I was even injured.

Ironhide: Yea but you also don't usually stay away from the hotel or the Vees for this long.

Y/N: Well I'll just tell them I was gone. *Turns around*

Ironhide: Dude are you sure you two weren't having sex? Your memory messed up from it?

Y/N: Ironhide for the last time we weren't having sex.

Ironhide: Then why are there fingerprints on your neck?

Y/N: .....

Abominus: I told you they were kinky.

*At the hotel

Vaggie: Charlie?

[It cuts to Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.]