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Baba pried me off of his back and stood me in front of him. "I know, Peach Fuzz, but I promise I'll be back before you know it."

I hugged him again, nuzzling against his chest. "You better be."

"I'll make sure to check in with astral projection, and I'll send some gifts as well. I have over a thousand years' worth of birthday gifts to make up for." Baba says, making me giggle.

I sniffed and pulled away. "I look forward to them."

Baba smiles and presses a kiss to my forehead. "That's 999 more to go. I'll see you soon, bye, I love you."

"Love you too, Baba." I waved bye as he left on his cloud.

"So, he's gone." MK spoke up. "Are you coming to work today?"

I sighed. "Sorry, MK. I haven't been home in forever, and I don't feel like leaving anytime soon."

"It's fine, I'll see you later." MK waved bye as he extended his staff and left.

I put my hands on my hips. "Alright, I do believe it's baby monkey playtime."

Immediately after I said that, all the baby monkeys appeared out of nowhere and tackled me to the ground.

I laughed as I rolled around with. "Alright, what game to you guys want to play first?"

All of them started chittering and jumping around, all wanting the same thing.

"Oh, so you guys want to play hide and seek now, do you?" I asked them, watching them get excited. "Alright, you better start hiding."

The baby monkeys immediately split up as I covered my eyes and started counting.

"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Ready or not! Here I come!" I said as I began searching.

Almost immediately, I see a baby monkeys tail poking out of the bushes.

I grabbed the baby monkey, chuckling at his pouty face. "Aw, look how cute you are. Let's hope the others are better at this game than you are."
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Yeah, the rest of them were not so good at hiding.

I found most of them in my room, hiding under my bed, and the rest of them in my closet.

I'll say the sight of it was adorable, but they gotta work on their hiding skills.

Now, me and the baby monkeys were on the beach, creating fruit sculptures of every person we dislike.

"And... there." I finished building the three fruit sculptures I made of the Jade Emperor, Li Jing, and moat importantly, Peng.

"They're perfect." I admired my creations, and then summouned my staff. "Time to destroy them in the most brutal way possible."

I swung my staff at the Peng sculpture, splattering it with one hit, watching as watermelons and bananas went everywhere.

I then turned to the one I made of Li Jing.

"You're turn." I smiled sadistically as I tackled the sculpture of fruit, stabbing it in the chest multiple times.

And finally, the last one. The fruit sculpture of my so-called grandfather.

"I can't kill you in real life, so this is the next best thing."

I swung my staff at the head of it, slicing the head off, red watermelon juice splattering all over my face.

"Hey, Peach Fuzz, just checking-- oh my, you got a little something all over your face. You okay?" I watched as the astral projection form of Baba appeared.

I wiped the fruit juice off of my face. "Yeah, just take my anger out of fruit."

Just as I said that, the fruit version I made of the Jade Emperor's head fell on between us.

"Anyway, I just wanted to give you this since I've noticed your hair gets in away a lot." Baba says as a peach-shaped hair clip appeared in my hands.

"I love it, baba." I put it in my hair. "Thank you."

"You're welcome. Gotta go. Love you, bye." Baba said as he ended the astral projection call.

I yawned, noticing the sun was starting to set. "Looks like it's bed time."
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I sat on my bed all the baby monkeys cuddling up to me, holding the magic piece of paper to write to Nezha, wondering what to write to him next.

Just as I was about to write something, he began writing to me.

Nezha-Y/n, I am glad that you are home and with your father again. Sorry that I wasn't able to respond to your first message since your freedom. It's hard to if my father likes to keep a watchful eye over me. Knowing that we were close.

I scoffed. "Seriously, Li Jing? He can't ever give Nezha a break."

Nezha-I hope that soon we're able to see each other again when everything has died down up here. I miss being able to see your true radiant beauty and your caring personality.Yours truly, Nezha.

I held the paper close to my chest, feeling my cheeks heat up a little. "You sure have a way with words, my lotus prince."








A/n-Alright, who's ready to see Uncle Mac again? You're probably wondering why I'm not doing some of the other season 2 chapters. One, Y/n doesn't want to leave Flower Fruit Mountain ever again, except for work and to hang out with her friends. And two, I don't Lady Bone Demon going anywhere near the precious Peach Fuzz..... yet.

Have a good day or night.

Next Up: Shadow Play.


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