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001 - im fine, why is everyone so dramatic?

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CHAPTER ONE






i'm fine, why is everyone so dramatic?








"this is good land, or at least it was."














adrien woke up in a cold sweat, immediately patting all over his body, and letting out a huff of air before flopping back down.

okay, good.
he was still alive.

"kid, what the actual fuck." plagg grumbled from his spot on adrien's bed, not opening his eyes and continuing to snug tightly against his little wheel of camembert. frankly, that stupid cheese was his thirteenth reason.

QUITE LITERALLY.

"nothing, plagg, just a bad dream." adrien muttered in response, rolling over on his bed and grabbing his phone from his nightstand, it was 8:55am. he had school uhm... 25 minutes ago. how early! and he had.... a total of 34 messages from nino, two from alya demanding him to answer nino, and zero from marinette. probably because she was still sleeping. oh, but, he did have 5 from his lady.

him and ladybug used to obviously not be able to text because they had secret identities and all, but that had a very simple solution. they just downloaded one of those third party texting apps that don't require a phone number and, well, it's been working out just fine.







ADRIEN'S CONTACT LIST!
my dude 🤙 (nino)
my dude's girl (alya)
baker girl (marinette)
my dad (kinda) (gabriel)
NATHALIE!!!!! (nathalie)
bodyguard (gorilla)
m'lady 🐞 (ladybug)
kagami! (kagami)
chloe :) (chloe)
TWINNNNN (felix)






my dude 🤙
PLEASE
SCHOOL
NOW
STOP SKIPPING YOU CUNT
I BEG

m'lady 🐞
chat are you okay?? you haven't come to patrol in a bit
please answer me
at least come to patrol?

my dude 🤙
ADRIENN
PLEASE
I MISS YOU
ADRIEN.
COME TO SCHOOL NOW.

my dude's girl
ANSWER MY BOYFRIEND BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND MURDER YOU

NATHALIE!!!!!
Your father needs to speak with you. He requested to meet with you in his study.


well damn, alright.

adrien let out a long sigh before forcing himself up and out of bed. he was genuinely sick of waking up in the morning, and as depressing as that may sound, it was the cold, hard truth. he missed his mom. he hated his dad. ladybug kept replacing him with those other heroes. he cared more about nathalie than she did about him. school sucked. he wasn't very useful. if one more fangirl asked for a photo with him he was sure that would be his last straw.

but, right now, he just needed to talk to his dad.

yayyy......




"uh... father?" adrien quietly called out, carefully opening the door to his dad's study and seeing his father standing in front of the giant painting of his mom and his back facing adrien. he quietly cursed under his breath before shutting the door behind him and cautiously walking up behind his dad.

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