Ah, so I see you are trying to be alive here? It may seem like a rough task but with enough effort, you can achieve it effortlessly whenever you aren't alive again! With that said, here are some ways that will secure your life!
Chapter One: Located on chapter one
Chapter Two: Located on chapter two
Chapter Three: Located on chapter Three
A life is ahead of you! And you finally will be alive (P.S: I don't recommend you to eat this book as it can cause serious diseases such as cancer, corona virus, lung disease, celiac, and more.)
TW: THE FOLLOWING MAY EVOKE DISTURBING IMAGERY
WARNING
(It's not anything much, don't worry)
SIDE EFFECTS OF USING THESE TIPS MAY INCLUDE: NAUSEA, PUKING BLOOD, STARVATION, DEATH, MRSA, CHOKING, GETTING LOCKED IN AN ASYLUM AND TRYING TO USE A GUN AS A WEAPON BUT THEN SOMEONE GRABS THE GUN AND TELLS YOU THAT YOU ARE USELESS AS THEY THEN POINT IT TO YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU GET SHOT AND BLEED OUT ON THE FLOOR AS EVERYTHING GETS BLURRY AND YOU SEE THE PERSON WALKING AWAY AS YOU FEEL YOUR HEAD SLOWLY NUDGING OFF AS YOU DIE IN AGONY AS YOU SCREAM IN CONFUSION, CHILDREN STEALING YOUR HATS, ECT.
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HOW TO BE ALIVE
FanfictionThe book Purple was reading (I got bored and decided to make it an actual thing) This was made as a joke btw
