HOW TO BE ALIVE

As an expert on life and death, I happen to know a lot about the mentality of the dead. Typically, they are very dead inside, but not to worry, as the vitamin-D caused from the sun can make you feel more alive!

These steps are very long, and so they have to be shrunk so they could fit on the page. With that said, it'll now be written very small.

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