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Fiore: Ellie won't come out of her room!

Jake: Just tell her I said something.

Fiore: Like what?

Jake: Anything factually incorrect.

Fiore: *shrugging* If you say so.

Ellie: *arriving moments later* Did you just say that the sun is a PLANET?!

James: *takes Ally's glasses*

Ally: What are you doing?!

James: I'm trying to find out if you can see without your glasses.

Ally: OBVIOUSLY! I'm looking right at you.

James: No you're not?

Ally: I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!

The DC fans, at Jensen's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

The DC fans: *leaning over Jensen's coffin* Okay, listen here, asshole. I know you're not dead.

Jensen: *holding Rufus* Yeah no shit.

Drew: *writes* Nick, will you tell me a bedtime story? :3

Nick: Of course! Once upon a time, there was a man named Freddy Krueger-

Dan: *interrupts Nick* Let me do it!

Emily: And they were roommates.

Oliver: Oh my god, they were roommates.

Trevor: Nina, what's your favorite food?

Nina: *staring into Trevor's soul* Children.

Trevor: Oh.

Alec: A sprite is anything not static.

Dan: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d.

Derek: A sprite is a fucking soda.

Derek: You god damn geekass bastards.

Yul: I was a team player! It should be me!

Fiore: You're here. You lost. Get. OVER IT! (Yul hits her in the head.)

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