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(Bloodlust AU)

Marker (Holding a glass of water): Do you like drinking two hydrogen and one oxygen?

Pen: Yes.

Marker (Holding a glass of hydrogen peroxide): How about two hydrogen and two oxygen?

Pen: Yes.

Marker: WHAT-

Pen: Give me the fucking hydrogen peroxide. 

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