Random shitpost book lol-

Pretty sure she comes out tomorrow. Or technically today since it's past midnight as I'm typing this.

YIPEE-

Anyways

(CRK)

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Morning, sleepyhead, you've been resting for a while... I swore that you were dead when you washed up in my garden! 

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Did you know you talk in your sleep? Tell me though, who's Pitaya?

Hollyberry Cookie: They're my partner.

Eternal Sugar Cookie: 

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Anyways! I've got all you could want here, all you could need here! Just you and me, my dear, my love for life! Soon we'll see the garden, and spend our time-

Hollyberry Cookie: I'm not your woman...

Eternal Sugar Cookie: I'm what you want here, I'm what you need here, just you and me, my love in paradise!

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Now 'til the end of time, from here on out, you're mine, all mine.

Hollyberry Cookie: Hell no, I could kill you where you stand! I'm no pet, I'm an ancient hero!

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Oh beautiful, you may try. But last I checked, Beasts can't die?

Hollyberry Cookie: Beast..?

Eternal Sugar Cookie: You're adorable...

Eternal Sugar Cookie: Bow down now to the immortal Eternal Sugar, here to bring happiness! But fear not, I bring no pain.

Eternal Sugar Cookie: 'Cause we've got all we could want here, all we could need here! Under my spell, we're stuck in paradise. No one can come nor go, my garden stays unknown...

Hollyberry Cookie: No, no! I don't belong here, there's something wrong here!

Hollyberry Cookie: I won't be drawn to love in paradise! Not 'til the end of time, there is no way-

Eternal Sugar Cookie: You're mine, all mine...