BITE ME!

Uzi sat with everyone as the adults bring out a cart of plushies, this was a thing that happened pretty often whenever drones reach a certain age, they get a plush of their soulmate the plush protects them and even interacts with them, sometimes extras were made and the plushies would wonder off to find their owner even if most leave the bunker, no one really knows where they go, and that made uzi nervous deep down, no one really liked her or acknowledged her, let alone remember her name, she was the weird kid and she hated everyone and everything, thad was cool though, "alright guys, a plush will be handed to you and this drone is your soulmate, they will sort of play as your mini bodyguards, and no you can't change them," the older male says, he began handing out plushies to each drone, example, Lizzy got doll, "Uzi doorman," he handed a plush to her, she looked down and was confused, her plush was a drone she never seen before, grey short hair, yellow eyes, a cropped fur coat, and a tail, ...wait.. SHE GOT A FREAKING MURDER DRONE!?? "wait what!?" Her classmates saw the plush and gasp, "Uzi got a killer!?" Thad asked, Lizzy raised her brow "she's fucked" doll shook her head "It was nice knowing you" "UGH BITE ME!!" she snapped, standing up and storming out of the room, the plush that was left behind, got up and followed uzi, Thad was handed a plush, a male murder drone, (i don't really ship this but it's for those N x Thad shippers, I'm doing this for y'all) he froze, he knew he was just as screwed as uzi, the murder drones were ruthless and unrelenting, then, a third murder drone plush hopped out of the cart, this one had pigtails and wore a suit with a skirt, She was one of the plushies that wondered off and left the bunker to find their owners, (i wonder where J plush went..)

Uzi lays flat on her back, groaning softly as she stared at the ceiling, why did she have to get a killer?? A drone that was probably responsible for her mother's death!? Ugh! This was so not fair! And .. confusing, she felt a small plush body on her stomach, she looked and saw V plush, looking at her like a curious cat "what?" Uzi says, her tone dripping with annoyance, "are you going to sleep?" It asks, "yeah what about it?" The plush scurried closer to Uzi, making herself comfortable in uzi's jacket, falling asleep shortly after,

Next day the plush followed around Uzi all day, when someone mocked Uzi, She had to try and keep the murder drone plush from pushing them down the stairs or throwing a knife at them,

"Calm down You little shit! You can't just kill someone because they tripped me!" Uzi groaned, the plush huffed, clearly not convinced "You expect me to calm down when they're being cruel?" The plush growled, "since when can you growl!?" The plush rolled it's eyes, "murder drones growl, purr and hiss" Well that was something you didn't hear every day, and whenever the V plush wasn't being a little menace, she did whatever she could that would get Uzi to complement or praise her, her tiny tail wagging with anticipation, and when it did get a compliment it would chirp like a bird.

Uzi was walking as usual until a classmate noticed her and began throwing rude words at her, the V plush hissed, as she waddled over, she began climbing up her classmate and biting their fingers, not letting go until Uzi had to pry her off leaving little oil stains on all over, The plush looked up at her, with big puppy eyes, waiting for her daily compliment, Uzi sighed "your my good girl" the plush's tail wagged, purring happily, (a nickname the plush loves for some reason maybe that's probably what her actual soulmate likes)
But she couldn't deny that it was adorable in a way, over an hour later she noticed the plush was missing so she began walking around and noticed the plush was tying her dad's shoes together, "oh no you little menace.." but before she could do anything her dad tripped over the toolbox, the plush giggles mischievously and padded over to Uzi, crawling up her legs and into uzi's jacket, "was that really necessary?" She asked the plush, "very!" The plush chirped, poking her tiny head out from uzi's jacket,

Sometime passed she was walking in the hallway until she stepped on something that let out a soft squeak She looked down to see another murder drone plush, but she had pigtails, "Hey that hurt!" The plush whined, "oh my god there's another one of you???" Uzi questioned "I can't find my owner!" J huffed, (She didn't actually leave yet) "maybe they're not in the colony" Uzi suggested, "escort me" the plush tugged onto uzi's shoelace, the V plush watched intently, Uzi sighed and picked up the J plush, she began walking to the doors that led to the outdoors thankfully she already took the key card a while ago and she was on her way to put it back anyway killing with one stone, after going through all three doors the final door opened revealing the cold outside world full of snow and ice, the J plush was set down and she scurried into the dark, the V plush hissed "danger!!" Uzi mentally groaned, she started swiping the card again hoping it would close but for some reason the door wasn't shutting, And just in that moment three tall figures landed in front of her with a "X" displayed on their visor, the V plush growled and stood Infront of uzi, causing the three murder drones to stare, "V why does that tiny thing look like you?" J laughed hysterically, Uzi was frozen in place, her eyes wide as she saw V Infront of her, staring at the plush version of herself, "That's totally not creepy at all" V says sarcastically, "awww!! It's so cute!!" N says happily, "jokes on you other too there's tiny versions of you guys too!" Uzi pointed at J and N, (Thad showed Uzi his N plush who made her drawings,) "where!?!" N asked excitedly, "I want to see a tiny version of me!" J paused, "wait what??" "The tiny version of you just ran that direction!" Uzi pointed, "no way." J spat, "follow the tiny footprints and find out!" J was hesitant but she wanted to see if it was really true so she followed the footsteps, N and V More deciding on weather to kill Uzi or not but the whole tiny version of them threw them off the completely, "where did you even get that??" V asked, "It was given to me" Uzi answered, they hear footsteps approaching and see uzi's dad, he looked at the V plush and the actual V standing there ".. So I guess you're meeting your soulmate." Uzi's face flushed, V's eyes widen, "EXCUSE ME!?" V says, her tail sways side to side behind her, "Dad!!  Now Is so not the time!!"

After J returned with the plush version of herself (She doesn't want to find out who her soulmate is yet) Uzi explained everything to them so they understood and they were shocked and confused, "So you're telling me I can't eat you??" V grumbled, the V plush stood Infront of Uzi in a protective stance "The smaller version of you is going to bite you if you try" N was wondering who his future partner was so he asked "who got me??" "My classmate Thad, he got you" N's tail wagged at the thought of having a partner, J was unsure And V was processing, "J You can't keep the smaller version of you hostage" N looked over at the squirming plush, "what if I end up with a worker too???" J glared, "we're supposed to kill them not date them"

Over the next few days again the murder drums had calmed down on their hunts especially J since she didn't know who was her future partner, finally she allows the plush free, but she made sure to follow it so she could find out who it was,

V walks over to Uzi, her tail flickered mischievously behind her, she figured if she was stuck with Uzi she might as well toy with her girlfriend, "uzi~" V calls out with a flirty tone, uzi sighed and ran her fingers through her hair, she flinched as she felt metal hands, bigger then hers rest on her waist, pulling uzi's back against V's chest, the tail coiled around her legs "What are you doing now you menace??" Uzi grumbled, the plush V looked away since it didn't wanna see what V was doing (she was going to bite her) knowing V had no bad intentions she didn't need to defend Uzi, "aww I can't greet my soulmate~?" She purred seductively against uzi's neck, sending chills down her spine "bite me!" She felt fang sink into her shoulder prompting a gasp, V purred contently, her tail wagging and smacking against uzi's legs, "d-damn it V-!" She felt the fangs being pulled out of her metal flesh, "you should really watch you what you say little toaster"

Uzi huffed with frustration, she was then picked up and placed onto the bed, V lays down beside her, running her fingers through uzi's hair, the plush followed them and crawled onto the bed, she went up to the two and made herself comfortable, V chuckled at the smaller version of herself never leaving uzi's side,