The thing Jordan is awoken by is yelling. Was that....Kai? Ugh it's too early for this shit. Or not she doesn't know the time. She stretches as she wakes up and yawns big. That was some damn good sleep and honestly she could go for some more. She goes back to bed only for her stomach to grumble.
"Screw you stomach." She says as she reluctantly gets up and heads out passing Cole who looked very angry. As she tries to find the kitchen she sees that Jay is about to get his ass kicked by his own robot. Should she let this happen?...... Ah fuck it why not. Might as well get some good points with him.
Jay meanwhile screams as he's about to get his ass whooped only for a hand to grab his hood and pull him up. Looking up he sees...oh it's the serpentine. Said serpentine looks at the robot and punches it and it hits the mast breaking the robot and shutting it down. "There we go problem solved. Please be more careful." She says as she sets him down. She was tempted to make a sparky remark but didn't. She didn't have the energy to come up with one.
"Oh uhm I will.....thank you?" He says looking up at her as she walks away. He heads out to go and look for Zane and....WHY WAS HE BLUSHING AGAIN! THATS A SERPENTINE AND POTENTIAL ENEMY! JAY YOU ARE NOT FALLING FOR A SERPENTING FOR FSM'S SAKE! He has this mental dillema all the way while finding the others.
Jordan meanwhile finally found the kitchen and made herself some tea and just decides to eat some string cheese....and maybe a few raw eggs.....shells and all. Yeah so she can easily swallow eggs whole.....neat. Than again Pythor swallowed that one guy so it's possible. As the tea is finished I hear yelling and I make my way to the room only to see the ninja yelling.
Ah breakfast, tea and entertainment what a great combo. Oh and it seems Wu has arrived here to ruin the fun. He pulls back the screen door to see Lloyd laughing and the ninja see the stuff Lloyd used to break and or mess up their stuff. "You did this?!" The ninja say in unison which honestly is amazing they did that.
"Boys I get first dibs!" Cole says walking up to Lloyd only for Wu and I to block him. "No dibs!I put him up to this for today's lesson. I wanted to show you the destructive power of rumors and that jumping to conclusions can only lead to trouble. Did you ever think to find out if the accusations were true?" He asks the group and he highly doubts they even did.
"Uh, no offense, Sensei, but let me jump to this conclusion, today's lesson is lame." Cole says crossing his arms annoyed. These guys just don't know how hard it was to make that dish and now it's all gone down the drain.
"Yeah, why can't you just teach us to paralyze your enemy with one finger, or find out if a man is lying by the twitch of his nose?" Jay asks cause all these 'lessons' have been boring as of late. "Because not all lessons are about fighting. And I misplaced my lesson book." Wu replies sheepishly.
Jordan spots the book and grabs it with her tail much to Lloyd's annoyance. "You mean this book?" She asks and Wu nods thanking her. "It was the perfect plan until you have to show up and mess everything up-" Lloyd says before being cut off by Cole who shuts the door.
"If you're done fooling around, I could use you guys on the bridge. We do still have a snake problem to attend to. Over and out!" Nya informs us over the intercom and I wondered if she heard all of that. "It's one thing to let the son of your nemesis live with you and having a serpentine here. But having my sister here? I mean, come on! I thought this was a ninja headquarters." Kai complains to Wu much to Jordan's and Nya's annoyance. 'I'm standing right here! Don't forget you are my sleeper agent I could easily control you and make you do some emberassing stuff if I wanted to!' She thought to herself as the group heads to the main room.

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The constricting fangs and the hypnotizing venom
FanfictionLloyd on his way to the Hypnobrai tomb finds a lone serpentine unconsious in the snow. Little did he know that the serpentine is from our world and is a huge fan of the show. Oh and did I mention they have the abilities of all the serpentine?!