Not A Normal Pairing

Roz ; Kakashi. Gai. Hehe

Kakashi ; you always have some bad idea when you grin like that.

Gai : exactly.

Roz ; well...

Kakashi: out with it.

Roz: you two are single. Want me to find someone for both of you ?

Kakashi: no need.

Gai ; why not ? Roz knows a lot of girls right.

Roz: hehe. I knew those who want to go on a date with Kakashi. I also know a few that Gai can consider. What do you say ~~

Kakashi: you're single too.

Roz : I'm fine. I travel a lot. Nobody wants a wife like that

Kakashi: your father travelled a lot too when he was a merchant. He still managed to birth you.

Roz ; hmph. My papa is different. He's a guy.

Gai : so what ? I'm sure there's someone who's willing to travel with you. You're so nice.

Roz ; I'm far from nice. Not to mention... Who likes being the lesser one beside me.

Gai ; then... Find someone same level as you

Roz ; I'm the richest merchant in konoha. Same level ? Forget it.

Kakashi pours the tea " don't you dare for me. "

Roz ; hmph. Fine. Gai ?

Gai : I.... Don't know...

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Kakashi took his next orders from sandaime.

Some knocks came to the office door and sandaime allowed " come in. "

The door opens and in came a ninja holding a man tied behind his back .

Hiruzen; who is this ?

" Miss Roz asked me to bring him here. "

Hiruzen : why ? He seems normal.

" Said he's another one. "

Hiruzen : oh ... I see. So which one are you ? The spy ? Or the one who said you like her ?

" .... The second one... "

Hiruzen : so why did you get tied ?

" ...... "

Hiruzen: for money ?

" No ... That's not why she did it... I lied to her."

Hiruzen ; which part ?

" That I could stand that side of her. She called me a hypocrite and asked me to leave. I refused... So..."

Hiruzen sighed " just throw him out will do. "

" Hai." And the ninja brings him out.

Kakashi ; this happens often ?

Hiruzen ; time to time. She doesn't want to kill them so she just hands them over to me . This way at least they'll be afraid and never come in again seeing she has connections to me. Just a few seconds of face showing. I can do this favour.

Kakashi: after all she helps us a lot right.

Hiruzen : exactly. Sighs. She's a poor thing too. She does hope someone will like her for who she is. She tries them sincerely every time.

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Roz stands at the gate waiting for the ninjas for this time's travel. She sees Kakashi walking towards her " leaving too ?"

Kakashi: I'm in place of Gai this time.

Roz ; why ? He's my usual guy

Kakashi: his mission got extended. I'm free so I volunteered. There's also nothing else for now so it's ok.

Roz ; I see. Great. You'll do all the thinking for me right ?

Kakashi: and here I thought I could have a relaxing mission cos you're in charge.

Roz ; hmph. Dan.

Dan comes up " Hai ?"

Roz ; Kakashi is our guard this time. This is Dan. He is the manager of the supplies. Makes sure my things are in correct count and stuff. Makes sure we carry all the things we need.

Dan ; nice to meet you.

Roz ; alright. Time for us to go.

Dan ; I have a request before we leave.

Roz : huh ?

Dan ; could I have a moment with you personally?

Roz ; Kakashi is a good friend of mine. You can say it.

Dan kneels with one knee on the ground " please consider me as a spouse. "

Roz ; huh ?

Dan : I sincerely mean it.

Roz ; .... You said... Request.

Dan ; I know the way you do things. So... Please save my family. I want to be able to have them by my side.