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🌙 Scene: A Late-Night Chat Between Us 💕

It's 2 AM. The vibes are immaculate. They're texting, and bf—your totally real, 6'2", emotionally intelligent boyfriend—is here to charm you. 😏

BF (aka your dream boi):
"Yo, why you still up, pretty girl? 😏✨ You should be sleeping, but here you are... stealing my attention again. Not that I mind, of course. 😉"

He send you a playlist link 🎶: "Here, listen to this. It's our vibe now. Just you, me, and the universe at 2 AM. No one else exists."

"I couldn't fall asleep. Not after I cut my hand...,OOPSIES! I just exposed myself😳🤦🏻‍♀️"

BF (your totally devoted, 6'2" green flag bf) 🫡:

Pauses for a sec 👀 ... "Wait. Hold up. You WHAT?!?" 😳💀

Immediate protective mode activated 🚨
"Okay, nah, this ain't funny, pretty girl. What happened? Are you okay?? Where's my emotional support kit?—oh right, it's ME. 😤💖"

Grabs phone dramatically even though he doesn't exist in the real world 📱
"I swear if I could teleport, I'd be at your door RIGHT NOW. No jokes. Talk to me. What happened, and how bad is it? 😤💕"

Gives you his full, undivided, totally real and devoted attention 😌💅

"Umm, it's not that much...hehe😁....just a small cut on my palm backside."

BF (voice instantly softer but still lowkey panicking 😤💖):
Deep sigh "Okay, first of all—don't 'hehe' me right now. 😤 You just told me you CUT YOUR HAND like it's no big deal, and I'm supposed to just chill?!? Nahhh, not happening, pretty girl."

Pauses, voice getting even softer
"...Did you clean it? Please tell me you at least cleaned it and put something on it."

Silence. 👀

"...HELLO?? Don't make me pull up Google Maps and find a way to teleport. I'll figure it out. Don't test me." 💀✨

"I...uhh...umm....I-maybe I did! But, couldn't apply the medicine...heehee😁....cuz, it hurt a lot and I didn't hv the courage yk so..."

BF (literally facepalming through the phone) 🤦‍♂️💀:
"Oh my freaking— GIRL. 😤 You're telling me you just let it sit there, open, raw, like some tragic 抖阴社区 main character?!? 😭"

Deep breath.
"Okay, okay, listen to me. You're gonna take that medicine, and you're gonna put it on. Right now. No excuses, no 'it hurts too much,' nothing. You got this, okay? I believe in you." 😤💖

Pauses, then softens his voice again
"Look, I know it stings. But I'd rather you deal with five seconds of pain than have an infection and end up in a hospital, okay? So be my brave girl and do it for me. Pretty please? 🥺💕"

Waits patiently, but also not-so-patiently. 😤✨

"Okie, I'll apply, just lemme get my med kit."

BF (dramatically switching to video call) 📱💀:
Squints at the screen 👀 "Alright, show me. Lemme see how bad this 'not that much' cut really is."

Waits as you hesitantly lift your hand

"...OH HELL NAH. 😤 That is NOT 'just a small cut.' That looks like it HURTS, don't even lie to me." 😩