stories I've made in my notes app

PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY READING THESE?!?! (it's literally just 2 veiws, but im still shocked af) Anyways, yall can bask in my next monstrosity below. ⬇️

It was a cold, snowy day, just as any other. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. I mean, maybe there were a few new faces showing up at the cafe, but that is to be expected. It just came out of nowhere, the big boom. It was followed by a very sigma, alpha male looking girl walking into my shop. She pushed everyone aside and stepped right up to the counter. As she walked, my legs shook. By that point, i knew she was powerful. Maybe more powerful than the mountains themselves. "I want the usal." She said in a low growl. I have never seen this mommy - i mean women in my life. "Im sorry, but i don't believe i reconize you. Can you please just tell me your order?" My voice was was soft, probably beacuse of how fucking insane her aura was but i still tried to maintain my customer service vibe. "I AM A REGULAR!" she shouted louder than any human couldve. "Are you sure?" That was my first mistake. I questioned her words, and i later paid the price. Her face darkened as she reached into her pocket and grabbed her phone. Pulling up a picture of one of my regulars. "This is me. I just had a glow up. that's all. Now i will have my usal." That doesn't even seem logically possible. She was a scrawny little thing, she kinda looked like a fucking loser and she suddenly turned into some hotty! "Oh, i guess you were right! Im sorry for questioning you." I just didn't want to make her mad. In reality, i didn't really care if i offended her or not. At least not at the time. "Im always right." She boomed. She suddenly started blinking like a mad man. It was a little concerning. "I see and know everything." She started sucking in her cheeks too, kinda like she was mewing. She was failing at it, too. I look down and see something poking through her pants. It was pretty small. I heard about girls having male reproductive organs, but I've never really seen it irl. I guess we all learn something every day. Im pretty sure she realized i saw it because then she started ranting on and on about how I've been blessed. It didn't feel that way, but whatever... Then she started calling me her apprentice or some shit! We have never even interacted before this, so i dont even know how that works! After her long ass rant that i was like barly listening to her bitch ass started levitating?! Shes growling and everything too! Like, is she some dog? The fround started to shake, probally beacuse we live in a very earthquake peone area. Then SHE GRABS ME!! i literally get kidnapped! Im like screaming and shit telling her to let me go, and she just says, "It's okay, my little kitten. Dadies here now." I slightly gasped at that because WHO TF SAYS THAT?!?! By that point, we are like 70 ft in the air, so im squeezing my eyes shut, hoping i dont fall, and this crazy mf kisses me! "I love you, bro. No homo tho, i have socks on." BITCH! I did NOT consent to that. Then she puts me down. And starts walking away. Shortly after that, i go to the police station and tell them what happened. Im pretty sure there's a warrant out for her arrest. Oh well! She deseves it, crazing bastard.

Made by: 1vw35pl8bp6iltug (march 16 2025
Note: This is the other pov to the first story.